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Lothlorien's Agayous Sidelined 4 Months with Ulnar Nerve Entrapment — Lumberjacks Face Rotation Crisis in Opener
This is becoming something of a preseason tradition, and not the comfortable kind — more like finding cold mutton where your second breakfast was supposed to be. Gealf Agayous, starting pitcher for the Lothlorien Lumberjacks, has been confirmed out four months with ulnar nerve entrapment, suffered throwing a pitch during spring camp. The Lumberjacks, who came into 2053 with genuine Goblin Division ambitions after last season's dominant run, are now scrambling to fill a rotation hole before a single regular-season game has been played.
Read more ›Bounders Swap Gamwich for Beastmaster in Preseason Roster Shuffle
The Bywater Bounders have completed a preseason trade with the Nurn Blue Jays, acquiring 26-year-old left fielder Prospero Beastmaster in exchange for 26-year-old right-hander Isengrin Gamwich — and the Bounders' front office, to their considerable credit, did not attempt to dress this one up. "This isn't the deal of the century," a team official was quoted as saying, which is the kind of institutional honesty you don't often encounter before the first pitch has been thrown.
Read more ›Kings Lose Gandillas for the Season — Torn Rotator Cuff Ends Reliever's Year
The injured list for the Numenor Kings is beginning to look less like a roster column and more like a meal nobody ordered — cold mutton, served twice, with a side of something worse.
Read more ›There is nothing like spring training baseball. SciFi and Fantasy League clubs will be faced with some difficult decisions as they prep their club for the grueling marathon ahead. …
This offseason, Mungash Throatcrawler made a dramatic leap in his pitching velocity, a change that has many excited about his potential for a breakout year. After focusing on stren…
This offseason, Qabir Brandybuck took his game to another level by achieving a significant increase in his pitching velocity. After spending months fine-tuning his mechanics and fo…
A blow for Gealf Agayous today -- team doctors confirmed he will miss 4 months with ulnar nerve entrapment. Agayous suffered the injury throwing a pitch. Although officials from th…
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The Devils will be without shortstop Misagenes Foebinder for about 4 weeks after he suffered a fractured finger while saving a woman from being attacked by a mugger.…
Drubmag Manthrottler is hurting again, just a few days into his treatment for a mild abdominal strain. Apparently the injury worsened, so the Witch Kings sent the 24-year-old relie…
The Misty Mountain Hops will be minus Thugmag Maxim for about 5 weeks after the left fielder suffered a sprained ankle while running the bases in a recent game against the Dagorlad…
