In my earlier post about funny blogs, I forgot one of the people who makes me laugh almost every day. He is my son, Whiny the Elder. He’s off in his own little corner of the blogiverse where none but his friends dare tread. And, being a teenager with more important things to do, he doesn’t post every day. But when he does, he usually has something wickedly funny to say.
Take today, for instance, in which he tells the tale of searching for Magic cards and black nail polish. In the mall. With his sister.
Before entering Rave:
Pepperkat: I doubt they’ll have anything black there, it’s all too colorful.
Whiny: I don’t think Rave is a store, it’s just a gallery for people on ecstasy.
After exiting Rave:
Whiny: Wow, Emily, your skin is still glowing from those fluorescent lights.
Pepperkat: I feel sick…
I’d be worried, if I weren’t laughing so hard.