You don’t need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

Yes, kids (and I do mean “kids”), we have a winner. It looks like jcwinnie will be taking home the grand prize. And, boy, is it ever grand. Whooo. If I told you how grand it was, you’d just fall over dead with jealousy. Man, is it ever a grand prize.1

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin’ to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You’re gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin’ for a new fool
Don’t follow leaders
Watch the parkin’ meters

Subterranean Homesick Blues

1This offer void in the 48 contiguous states and Canada. Subject to severe restrictions throughout the rest of the known universe. Grand prizes may be substituted for something less grand (such as a laurel and hearty handshake) subject to the whim of Ink Well management and its subsidiaries. Whining about it is clearly prohibited in the terms you agreed to when you started reading this blog. What do you mean, “what terms?”?? The terms that have been on file for the last 9 months in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’ Some people just don’t know where to look for things. If it had been a moose, it would have bit you. Like it did my sister. Well, if I had a sister. But wouldn’t that be cool? If you had a sister, how could you resist slathering moose bait on her and dropping her off in the woods, just so you could say that a moose once bit her. Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty…

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5 Responses to You don’t need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

  1. John says:

    Hey, no fair! Boob “G-String” Dylan mumbles those lyrics!

  2. Solonor says:

    *ahem*

    “Whining about it is clearly prohibited in the terms you agreed to when you started reading this blog.”

    Just admit it. You don’t even know who Bob Dylan is. I’ll bet you’re all Britney Spears fans.

    And if one person mentions Bread, I’m gonna drop kick ’em. (No, not that Bread!)

  3. John says:

    Ooops, I did it again.

  4. BitterKat says:

    Ah. See, I only listen to lounge music and robot hums.

  5. Subversively subreferencing both HHGttG and Monty Python in one post.

    *sigh*

    Ghods, I luv me some geeks.

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