Author Archives: Solonor

Threatdown continues

Posted on March 17, 2006 by Solonor

Where have I been? That’s the question on the lips of every one of my throng of fans. (Well, it used to be a throng. Now, it’s down to a gaggle.) I have been to the mountaintop. And I’ve looked … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 5 Comments

World Baseball whatchamacallit

Posted on March 13, 2006 by Solonor

This morning, I got an e-mail from my brother in Philly about the World Baseball Classic: When I was standing up screaming for the USA I realized I was cheering for A-Rod. I just about had a cerebral accident… I … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Baseball | 5 Comments

Khaaaaaan! I need a diaper change!!

Posted on March 11, 2006 by Solonor

Direct from Something Awful comes the inspired posters from Hollywood movies recast with babies! I don’t know which I like better… the baby Bill Shatner from “Wrath of Khan” or the awful titles (“Three Babies and Another Baby”, “The 4-Month … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Strangeness | 2 Comments

Did I mention I love the word ‘penultimate’?

Posted on March 10, 2006 by Solonor

I know you’re tired of hearing that the cd is almost done, but that’s all I got. I finished the next-to-last song last night, and I plan on recording the last one tomorrow. Then, it’s just a matter of some … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything, Tunes | 9 Comments

Ahhh, spring…

Posted on March 8, 2006 by Solonor

I think I have seen this joke my brother sent me before, but then again, I’ve seen spring before too. Doesn’t stop me from smiling upon its arrival. A New York family of Yankees fans heads out one Saturday to … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Baseball | 6 Comments

Rip Van Rasreth

Posted on March 5, 2006 by Solonor

So, um, yeah… here’s a little tip for all you folks who don’t take drugs very often. When you’re suffering from a runny nose and stuff, make sure you ask your spouse (the one who’s been taking antihistamines since she … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 6 Comments

Iraq War could use a hug

Posted on March 3, 2006 by Solonor

Poor little Iraq War. Nobody loves him. [ via Linkmeister ] Continue reading →

Posted in Strangeness | 1 Comment

Am I the only philistine?

Posted on March 3, 2006 by Solonor

I really hate the incorporation of Google Talk into Gmail. Totally. Completely. Hate. It. I’m not trying to hide from the world or anything, but why do I have to announce to everyone that I am online every time I … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Rants 'n' Whines | 9 Comments

An appropriate Lenten celebration

Posted on March 1, 2006 by Solonor

Is it a coincidence that my blog’s birthday is on Ash Wednesday? I think not. I believe that the Lords of Blogging decreed that the fourth anniversary of the Great Enlightenment (i.e., the introduction of Solonor’s Ink Well to an … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Yo! Listen Up! | 15 Comments

I look forward to killing you soon!

Posted on February 26, 2006 by Solonor

Trust the internets to pull us out of our deep, toxic miasma of despair and soul-crushing darkness. Huzzah! How? Simple. Ask a Ninja Continue reading →

Posted in Strangeness | 3 Comments