Category Archives: Rants ‘n’ Whines

No Escape, Part II

Tim Hall: Visionary or Secret Spammer? (Just kidding, Tim.) It is an awful coincidence (repeat AWFUL) that right after Tim made the comment “Sooner or later, some bottom-feeding slimeball will work out a way of spamming Moveable Type comments…” on … Continue reading Continue reading

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Happy Birthday. You’re Screwed.

I give up. Friendly communications are slowly being brought to a standstill by greedy, ignorant advertisers and moronic, immature hackers. You can’t phone someone and wish them well…because we’ve got to monitor incoming calls against telemarketers. You can’t send a … Continue reading Continue reading

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No Escape

If you troll your referrer logs, like I do, looking to see what intelligent people have paid you a visit, you may have run across this little gem: Mastodonte Referrer Advertising. Yes, for a mere $1000, you can send spam … Continue reading Continue reading

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My Blogparent Can Beat Up Your Blogparent

I make light of things. That’s what I get paid the big bucks to do. (Anyone not paid up by the end of the month is getting their privileges revoked….you know who I’m talking about…) Anyway, since I am currently … Continue reading Continue reading

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Calling All Monkeys

I just finished an interview with the Orlando Sentinel for an article on Central Florida bloggers. What is disturbing me is that I was asked what the hell this blog is about. Can anyone tell me, please? Do I really … Continue reading Continue reading

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When Bloggers Attack

Time for the Idiotarian to weigh in on this Little Green Footballs thing. I am not always (ever?) a huge fan of what Charles Johnson has to say. And I’m not as outraged as Amish Tech Support and others are … Continue reading Continue reading

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Climb That Rope, Now!

Kat is a good mom…especially if you’re a kid who’s about to get an F for not wearing the proper P.E. uniform. Sheesh! Don’t tell my kids, but I think that P.E. is the single biggest waste of tax dollars … Continue reading Continue reading

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Yeah! We Suck.

You heard me, Yankee imperialist dog. Your kind really makes me puke. You vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert!! Oh, I’m sorry. This is abuse. Continue reading

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She’s Being Too Nice To Him

Cranky Chick: Falwell’s Pie Hole Dear Rev. Falwell, Please shut your pie hole. You are causing unrest and loss of life when you open it. You are Satan in an unattractive physical form; apparently, Ricky Martin’s body doesn’t stand still … Continue reading Continue reading

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Same As It Ever Was

Stupid Evil Bastard has this passage from the Nuremberg trial of Hermann Goering. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them … Continue reading Continue reading

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