Reagan Dies

CNN.com – Ronald Reagan dead at 93 – Jun 5, 2004

In the fall of 1980, I was a freshman at the University of Maine. I was tripled-up in a dorm room with two other guys whose names I can’t remember. What I do remember, though, is that one of them was fanatically pro-Carter, while the other was just as far off the deep end for Reagan. I voted for Anderson as much to spite both of them as anything, I think. After spending four years in the drip pan of his “trickle down” economics theory and watching him spend the country into massive debt in his anti-Commie crusade, I vowed never to take voting that lightly again.

I have never been a member of the Ronald Reagan fan club.

What I will say, though, is that (at least on camera) the man was incredibly charming and sincere. Leadership is more than giving people orders and expecting blind loyalty. You have to bring people along with you. Reagan could do that. He had the kind of ability to make you believe that everything was going to be alright–the same kind of ability that I hear in old recordings of Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill.

When he spoke after the Challenger disaster in 1986, it was the kind of inspiring, comforting speech that a true leader gives. Yes, it was probably his training as an actor, but he knew when to put the partisan rhetoric in the closet. He knew when we just needed to be talked to as a family. He knew when to be an American, not just a Republican.

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Damn Cold Meds

I know it was a fevered dream, but I could swear that I fell asleep to Pink Lady and Jeff and woke in the middle of the night to Cop Rock. Yikes! What the hell was in that decongestant?

Unfortunately, I can’t seem to wake up from this nightmare. I’m still dreaming that we’re watching a Cop Rock marathon. And I can’t tell which is worse: the show, the fact that we’re watching it, or Whiny’s insistence that it’s “not that bad.”

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen on cold meds: the sargent at the morning briefing singing “Let’s be careful out there” to the stone-faced cops (including spinning his podium around to turn it into an organ).

I don’t think I’ll ever be the same after this. Assuming I ever wake up…

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bleh

Yes, it was the cold meds. No Harry Potter. See you in a month or two.

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Spring colds are teh suck.

That horrible woman I live with insisted on giving me her fricking cold. Just because it’s her birthday tomorrow! She doesn’t know the rules. She’s not supposed to give me something. I’m supposed to give her something. *kaff* *kaff* *snort* *wheeze*

So, we’re going to skip the fancy schmancy dinner (since neither one of us would be able to taste it anyway), and just go see Harry Potter. On opening night. Friday. With kids.

Yes, it’s the cold medicine talking.

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I love my Saturn!

I don’t care if Natalie makes fun of me for owning a Saturn. I was just rear-ended by a taxi van (pretty damned hard, too), and we don’t have a scratch.

God bless plastic cars!

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Kill the Humanssssss

Sorry, but that cicada site has really touched me this afternoon. It’s my favorite site ever. Some more cicada facts:

What do Cicadas eat?
Human children are the primary source of nutrition for Cicadas.
Losing your child to a deadly Cicada can be very traumatic. To prevent such a tragedy, we recommend wrapping your children tightly with shrink-wrapping. It is important to shrink wrap all children under the age of 12. The shrink-wrap must stay on the child for a 6 week period. Shrink wrapping is the only way to protect kids from the ferocious Cicada.

What should I do if a Cicada knocks on my door and pretends to be a Jehovah’s Witness?
This is a common occurrence. Don’t panic. Simply invite the Cicada in to hear your Amway presentation. This is generally a strong enough repellant.

Cicada Smoothies: Refreshing treat or deadly poison? Don’t believe the hype.
Do not believe the hype about the refreshing and healthy qualities of Cicada Smoothies. The Cicadas want you to drink their deadly mix of venom and flesh-eating bacteria disguised as a refreshing summer treat.

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Cicadas kill. Save yourself.

Thank the Lord we live in Florida where those ugly periodical cicadas do not tread. Considering all the other poisonous bugs and snakes we have around here, it’s a miracle.

If you are willing to work off your stay, you can come down to our place to hide out until the swarms pass over your unfortunate state. Of course, by the time you get back home, there may be nothing left after these demon insects descend upon your house and eat your cat.

I got all my blood-sucking cicada facts from Cicadaville.com – Premier Cicada information source.

It’s on the Internet. It must be true!

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Wowie Kazowie!

Bozo lied? I’m not a big clown fan, and I never really liked Bozo that much. But I hate it when people get treated unfairly.

Yahoo! News – Colvig to Join Clown Hall of Fame As Bozo

While it is all well-and-good that Colvig should get credit for being the first Bozo and for all the other work he did in the entertainment field (he was the original voice of Goofy… for that alone he is worthy), why should that strip away everything Larry Harmon has done?

Even if Harmon had gone overboard in claiming to have invented Bozo the Clown, so what? Like he didn’t do anything to develop and popularize the character for the last 50 years? But he didn’t even claim that! His biography page clearly states that he was hired to portray Bozo the Capitol Clown, a character created by Capitol Records in 1946 and originally portrayed by another actor. Then, he bought all the rights to Bozo and promoted the hell out of him.

A quick Google for “Bozo’s Circus” lists a dozen places to find the history of Bozo… all of them mention that Bozo was created by Capitol and that Harmon bought the rights. (Here’s a good one at chicagotelevision.com.) But some bored reporter has convinced the too-lazy-to-check-themselves Clown Hall of Fame to strip Harmon of his “Lifetime of Laughter” award.

As a former member of the Peanut Gallery (circa 1970), I protest.

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Ask not what your rest home can do for you…

Well, it’s been a lovely weekend thus far.

Friday night, we abandoned the kids to their Ramen noodles and went to a nice Mexican restaurant.

Saturday, we lazed around all day, then rented Bubba Ho-tep and made non-microwave popcorn. (It’s the little things. All four of us actually stood around the popper going “kewwwwwl”. Sad.)

Yesterday, was church, then I hacked around the PC all afternoon getting ready for the 4th season of Tolkien Baseball, while Whiny went to play Magic and the women-folk went to see Mean Girls.

In between, we’ve been cleaning out the back bedroom in preparation for getting rid of the water bed, putting in a new bed and setting up a more permanent home for the recording stuff.

There’s a ton-and-a-half of junk in there from our last “we’re gonna have a yard sale” effort of collecting all the junk and tossing it into the back bedroom until we were ready. That was 3 years ago… So, needless to say, there’s a mountain of laundry to do and crap to sort/throw away before we’re ready to take it out into the blistering Florida sun to try to sell before it melts or spontaneously combusts.

Hope y’all are having a mahvelous Memorial Day!

For you non-‘mericans, I hope your day is as peachy as possible, considering your plight of being damned furriners. I raise my iced tea in your general direction.

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Fiesta Time!

It’s Friday before a long weekend and a double payday (hers and mine). We are so going out for Tex-Mex tonight.

(Last night)
ME: I want to have Mexican tomorrow night. How’s that sound?
HER: I’m always in the mood for Mexican.

ME: Ohhhh yeah…. Dos Equis… chips ‘n’ salsa… fajitas… Dos Equis…
HER: Where do you want to go?

ME: Anyplace! How about that new place we went after church a while back?
HER: The kids won’t like anything there.

ME: Who said anything about kids?

Have a great weekend, amigos!

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