Blogger Tag!

Geekman started a game of Blogger Tag last week, but after passing from Jill to MJ to Chari, it died at the doorstep of Nicole.

What is Blogger Tag? Basically, you name and link the person who tagged you (like “GeekMan got me!”), then write “Tag! You’re It!” with “You’re” being a link to the person you’re tagging. The catch is: You cannot let the person you tagged know you tagged them! No using Trackback or e-mailing them on the side. They have to read your blog and discover it themselves (which can be kinda depressing, if it turns out they don’t really read your blog like they said they did. Hey! Who’s bright idea was this game anyway?).

He has added what I will now call the Fish Rule, where you “give the tagged person 24 hours to realize that they’ve been tagged. After 24 hours the tagger can either tag someone else OR tell the tagged person they’ve been tagged.”

So, after that longwinded introduction, let’s play!

Tag! You’re IT!

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Pray for mercy from Puss… in boots!

Since today was the kids’ last day of school, and since I’m the only schlub that has to work tomorrow, we’re off to see Shrek 2.

(Shhh! Don’t tell the kids, but we already went and saw it while they were off at JACON.)

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Eats, shoots and leaves…

I get TechRepublic e-mail newsletters at work. They usually have great tips on IT topics. This one I got a couple of weeks ago, though, was hilarious!

Correct comma use
Are your users sticklers about using correct grammar and punctuation in the documents they write or edit? If so, they’ve probably learned (and informed you) that Word’s built-in grammar checker doesn’t always catch the punctuation errors that users find themselves.

There’s only one way to be absolutely, positively sure that documents don’t contain extraneous commas, and that’s by reviewing every comma in the document. Here’s how.

Press [Ctrl]H to open the Find And Replace dialog box. In the Find What field, type a comma, leave the Replace With field blank, and click the Find Next button. When Word locates the first occurrence, inspect the text to make sure you’ve used the comma correctly.

If you decide that the comma is extraneous, click the Replace button. Word will replace that comma with “nothing” and search for the next comma in the document. If you determine that you’ve used the comma correctly, click the Find Next button, and continue your review.

That process helps you identify superfluous commas. Missing commas, on the other hand, are another story. Your users will have to proofread their text the old-fashioned way to locate places where commas are necessary.

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Parenting 101

FATHER: Won’t she get in trouble at school for having blue hair?
MOTHER: It’s the last friggin’ day of school. Who cares?

We be good parental units. Yo.

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My daughter, Smurfette

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Sorry, I have been reprimanded by the Missus: “She’s not Smurfette! Smurfette has YELLOW hair and blue skin. We got rid of the blue skin AND the yellow hair.”

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Hair blogging

Let’s play “What color will Pepperkat’s hair be this week?”

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Normal color

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This week’s color

Tonight, she’s coloring it blue.

Continue reading

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Common Names

When we named our children, we decided right off the bat to make sure they had normal names. Not that kids can’t find a way to make fun of any name, but you don’t have to paint a big sign on their heads that says, “Make fun of my unique name!”

“Lester” isn’t uncommon in the South, but it’s not a very common name in Maine, and the variations on “Lester the Molester” are endless. And while Venita’s name isn’t so much a honeypot for cruelty, it is good for getting mangled. She’s routinely known as Juanita, Bonita, Anita, Vernita…

We thought that our choices were sound, but it’s good to have numbers to back us up. That’s where Name Statistics comes in handy. We can validate our choices by learning that Paul is the #13 most common male name (0.948% of men in the US are named Paul) and that Emily is the #99 most common female name (0.208% of females in the US are named Emily). Meanwhile, Lester (despite it’s taunt-worthiness) comes in as the #194 most common male name. Venita is #1463 for females.

Solonor is a very rare male name.
Very few men in the US are named Solonor.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com

[ via the commonly-named (#30) Melissa ]

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Goodbye, Doc

Not very happy news to read before getting coffee this morning. According to JMS in the rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated newsgroup, Richard Biggs died last night.

We’re still gathering information, so take none of this as firm word, but what seems to have happened, happened quickly. He woke up, got up out of bed…and went down. The paramedics who showed up suggested it was either an aneurysm or a massive stroke.

For you non-B5 geeks, Biggs played Dr. Stephen Franklin on Babylon 5. He also was a soap opera doc, with roles on “Days of Our Lives” and “Guiding Light.”

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There! He just moved!

And they wonder why no one trusts the news anymore… Yahoo! News – Andy Kaufman Returns After 20 Years

Oy. Vey.

Look, matey. ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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Rise up, my heavy metal brethren!

Robot March

There’s a great conversation thread going on at blogging.la about the recent robot protest march.

For those of you that don’t speak the language, here’s a binary decoder.

[ via jozjozjoz 011010100110111101111010011010100110111101111010011010100110111101111010 ]

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