Help me! The addiction returns!

When I was a kid, I lived in front of the TV. Nightly TV was a ritual not to be trifled with. There was a schedule to be maintained. Six Million Dollar Man, The Invisible Man, Happy Days, Welcome Back Kotter, Little House on the Prairie, The Waltons, M*A*S*H, Emergency!… and that was just 1975. Every year there was great care and planning put into the shows to be watched in the upcoming season.

I got better. Somehow.

In fact, it had been years since I regularly watched a television show. Sure, I’d catch Monk or Mythbusters when I thought about it. I’d sometimes watch ER or House or Simpsons, Family Guy or South Park. I remember watching a season of the X-Files off and on. But I wouldn’t go out of my way to clear time for any of them on a regular basis. The last show that I scheduled my life around was Babylon 5 (and can you believe it’s been almost 8 years since the last episode?).

With the SciFi Channel’s re-broadcasting of the new series of Doctor Who last year, the habit crept back in. I only missed one episode of that. But it was just one show, right? No worse than B5. And that hadn’t turned into anything serious? Right???

Well, I just finished watching the second episode of Heroes. And it is aaaaawesome. I’m hooked.

On top of that, I watched the Battlestar Galactica “The Story So Far”… and I think I’m hooked on that now, too!

And… and…I watched the season premiere of Smallville and was blown away. So, I think I’m going to have to watch that regularly, as well.

And…and…and… ok, that’s all. But still. Is this a trend? Someone stop me before I start watching 24 or Lost. Please?

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Boobtastic Benefit

Gah. Fifth Annual Boobiethon?? Time on the internets is so weird.

I think that this post by Robyn explains a lot.

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Yes, Always

The best thing about Animaniacs and their spinoff, Pinky and the Brain, was their total devotion to making Warner Brothers cartoons like they did in the “old days”… in other words, with high quality animation, real music, and hilarious gags.

Another element of the old WB toons that they borrowed was their level of sophistication. They played to the adults with political humor, double entendre, and pop culture references that the kids wouldn’t get.

Sometimes, even the adults didn’t get it.

For example, I never realized that the episode entitled Yes, Always, in which we see the Brain doing some voiceover work, is practically a word-for-word recreation of an outtake of Orson Welles recording a frozen peas commercial and getting pissed off at the hapless director.

Now, someone has taken the original recording and made The Brain overdubbed with Orson Welles.

Yes!

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Books. Yes, have some.

This is the middle of Banned Books Week, by the way.

I’ve gone from years of busting my butt to gather detailed information about challenged books (see my banned books project site) to all but forgetting about it. Sheesh.

Oh, but this gives me the opportunity to go “nyah, nyah, I’m married to a book seller who gets me advanced reading copies of stuff and you’re not!” She picked up Dissent in America for me to read while she’s all unconscious and getting teeth pulled out of her head tomorrow.

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Dropping like flies!

Four years ago I went looking around these here internets for links to Maine TV personality, Eddie Driscoll. He died last Saturday at the age of 81.

Eddie was a local television icon in Bangor, putting on all kinds of wacky costumes and goofing it up for the camera in a plethora of low-budget shows, like Dialing for Dollars (a game show where he grabbed random phone numbers out of a barrel and called whoever he found, then asked them trivia questions for small cash prizes) and “Weird” (a late-night movie show that was about 40 years ahead of MST3K).

Eddie would have worn the bunny ears. That’s for sure.

Bangor’s King of Comedy, Eddie Driscoll

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Speaking ill of the dead

I never knew about John M. Ford until he died.

I probably read his work in a Steve Jackson game or a Star Trek novel, but the name apparently didn’t stick with me. I definitely did not know about all of the other wonderful things he wrote. So, now, after reading all of this amazingly funny stuff, he leaves me not only with the sad fact that he won’t be writing any more, but also with the poke in the eye that I had spent 44 years of my life (give or take) without the benefit of his words bumbling around in my cranium.

Bastard.

[ via Linkmeister ]

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Male Restroom Etiquette

Will civilization be destroyed by hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, nuclear weapons, asteroids or gay marriage? No! It will be the wanton violation of Male Restroom Etiquette!

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Run this up yer jib, mates!

I know it be late, but if ye still be not gettin’ the hang o’ this here pirate lingo, Sarrrrrrgent Grump found a lesson for ye, scurvy dogs! Yarrrr!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkQC0e91Nc

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Since we started this “civilization” thing in ancient Egypt, it’s always been about the cats…

To me, there’s just something that seems inherently right in this progression of events:

1. Goverment decides to create a flexible, robust computer network, so that military intelligence and important communications can continue in the event of a nuclear war.

2. My wife uses the result of that research to post pictures and biographical details of Pepper, Squeak, Vanilla Bean and Smudge on Catster.

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Oh! That’s what he meant!

If you haven’t seen the Geico ad series where “real celebrities” like Charo and Little Richard are hired to interpret the stories of “real customers”, then you might not find this as hysterical as I did.

George Bush 9/11 speech interpreted by a real celebrity

(I’d like to find a shorter clip with just the Geico bit, but you can just fast forward to around the 4 minute mark.)

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