Mrs. Rasreth signed a blood oath to wear an Halloween costume to work this year. So, last night she was looking through the internets for some idears.
At one site in particular, she discovered 49 pages of costumes, and she forced me to listen to the ones that were designed to elicit maximum groans (because everyone knows how much I hate puns *cough*).
So, just to be fair (to me), I’ll make you carry them around in your head all day, too.
Stylin’ Mousse: Wear reindeer/elk horns, and carry a hair dryer and big brush.
Chicken-Cord-on-Blue: Dress in all blue and tie a rope (loosely) around your neck with a rubber chicken on the other end.
Pimp and His Hoes: Dress in flashy clothes. Carry as many garden hoes as possible.
Mummy-To-Be: Wear all-white clothes, and add padding to your belly to look pregnant (even better if you actually ARE pregnant). Then wrap yourself in gauze to look like a mummy. Paint your face with white paint and add black all around your eyes.
Waist of Time: Attach watches to your belt.
Milk Gone Bad: Use a cardboard box to create a carton of milk that hangs over your body. Wear an earring, chains, and fake tattoos, and have a pack of cigarettes rolled under your shirt sleeve, etc.
