The worst thing that happened to you, that can happen to any fighter: you got civilized.

I’m not jumping off the bridge because the Sox lost their opening game (like they’ve done almost every year I’ve been alive). In fact, as ugly as last night’s game was, I’m kinda glad they got smacked around a bit. After an off-season full of parades and TV appearances and being treated like fricking kings, I hope the reminder that they are still the David to New York’s Goliath will bring them back to earth. Hello? Boston? Yes, it was an amazing comeback, but you were the Wild Card team last year. Don’t go gettin’ cockey, kid.

And, ya know, I love Jon Miller and Joe Morgan (at least as compared to the Fox alternative), but their constant harping on last year’s ALCS and the “aren’t we hip?” new music segment just served to remind me that all national sports announcers have devolved into marketing hacks. They’re out to convince us that there is no possible way we could enjoy the game without their hype. In their minds, they’re the Super Awesome Talent Agency, and we can’t live without them.

As for 2004, I’m with Theo Epstein who said, “Didn’t you get the memo? We’re not talking about that anymore. This is 2005.”

Now, if we can just get them to stop going on and on about steroids…

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Kill him for me good, Marv

Sin City was awesome! If you don’t like it, you can no longer be my friend!!

If you want something a little less “fanboy” here’s my Blogcritics review

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What ever happened to Schlitz?

WARNING: Readers of a certain age and political persuasion (i.e., baseball fans) will find the following link to be filled with misty, water-colored memories. This blog will not be held responsible for any Olivia Newton-John flashbacks caused by clicking on said link. Proceed at your own risk. Readers age 35 or younger are advised to ignore the following “old guy crap”.

A remembrance of the 1975 All-Star Game by Stephen Jordan.

Excuse me, now, I’m all verklempt… plus, even though I’m out of Schaefer (the one beer to have when you’re having more than one), I’m also out of Schlitz. And when you’re out of Schlitz… (go ahead and finish the song).

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I *heart* Frank Miller

Sin City is here! I so hope it lives up to the promos. Either way, it’s on the agenda for this weekend (if not tonight). w00t!

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Turn your head and cough

Guess it’s time for our car to get its annual rectal exam. As previously chronicled, Saturns can take a smack in the ass and keep on truckin’ without a scratch. Same thing this time. Only the driver of the other vehicle wasn’t a big van this time, so they took a little damage.

All is well in Sollywood.

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List me a song

I’m not sure everyone who tries this songs in list form meme gets it (I’m not sure I do, either). However, I have seen some pretty cool attempts. For example, Bitter Kat posted a few in her LJ, including this one:

Robots Never Cry
Meet the robots who, despite their turmoils, will not be crying

Boris
-in the middle of his life
-hoped to make Suzie his wife
-never told her everything he had to say
-sits alone
-drinks martinis every day
Suzie
-aforementioned beau of Boris
-met a cash machine who could lead her to fame
-thought she was a singer
-had a voicebox
-dreams have been shattered
-sounds like Britney Spears
Martin
-did his duty
-dreamed of seeing Mars
-attached trunk lids to cars in Detroit
-planned to run away
-was fired from his job instead
Voltar
-had plans to rule the world
-waited until he could unfurl his plot
-unaware of the passing time
-is now outdated
While not crying, robots
-have hopes and dreams
-get poked in the eye by life
-look up and want to touch the sky

By the way, if you attempt this, it’s best to use the HTML tags for Definition Lists (<dl>, <dt>, <dd>).

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Well, that was…um…brief…

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Eccleston quits Doctor Who role

Eccleston, whose first appearance as the ninth Time Lord attracted around 10 million viewers, feared being typecast.

Well, yeah, I guess… but after only one episode??? And not only that, but didn’t he BEG for the role? Sheesh!

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Millions

We went to see a sneak preview of the latest film by director Danny Boyle this evening. It’s called Millions. At first glance, it seems about as far from 28 Days Later as one could get. It is based on a children’s book by Frank Cottrell Boyce about a pair of brothers who find a suitcase full of bank notes and their need to spend it before an imaginary Christmas deadline wherein all British pounds will be converted to Euros making the wad of old cash worthless.

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death is pwned!

Leave it to my teenage daughter to come up with that line.

This is the same daughter that went missing this morning. Couldn’t find her anywhere… until we asked her handbell choir director. She said, “Did you check under the bell table?”

Yep. Sound asleep under a table in the sanctuary. That’s my girl.

Happy Easter!

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Christians? Where? I don’t see ’em.

As I sat down to peruse a few blogs of my friends and favorite reads before heading for bed (early church day tomorrow–it’s Easter, in case you didn’t know), I saw this post by Michele. On the surface, it’s about baking with her grandma through the years, but it’s way deeper than that. The memories she conjured up in the first part made me all misty with thoughts of my great-grandmother, my mother and my mother-in-law. Why she isn’t paid to write is beyond me.

The latter part of the post, however, is another story.

You see, some lovely soul decided to twist Michele’s thoughts about death and dying and the Terri Schiavo case into their own disgusting debating point. Because, you know, if you want Terri Schiavo to die, then you must want all people who inconvenience you to die, as well. This person had the audacity to ask Michele if she smiled when her grandmother died.

I haven’t made a big deal out of Terri Schiavo here, because there is enough of that going on in the real world. But comments like that one from a good “Christian” directed at one of my friends has me too pissed off to sleep.

So, in compliance with new Federal “you must make your opinions known so we can mock them” laws, here are mine:

  • Make a living will. Save everyone grief.
  • Don’t let me hang on in that state forever. Let me go.
  • Despite that, I could see myself fighting just as hard as the Schindlers, if it were one of my kids.
  • The Federal government had no reason to get into the middle of this mess. It’s all political grandstanding, and I hope it backfires.
  • Jeb Bush is being a tool.
  • Anyone who doesn’t see the scary hypocrisy of threatening to kill those who don’t agree with them over this has mental problems.
  • Anyone who claims to know God’s will in this has serious mental problems.

And just out of curiousity… Why couldn’t it be God’s will that Terri be released from the state she is in and join Him in Heaven? Why wouldn’t He have had a conservative, Baptist judge stand up to overwhelming pressure to uphold the law? Why does God want Terri (or what’s left of her) to lie in a hospital bed for another 20 years?

I am a Christian, but sometimes I despair of claiming that title in public, because of the hateful, assinine ways in which those who profess to have faith in Jesus use it.

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