Author Archives: Solonor

More Bad Ass

Posted on April 12, 2004 by Solonor

I got an e-mail from Jen at Bad Ass Coffee of Orlando, today, indicating that my earlier entry used the wrong url for their website. So, if you want Bad Ass in Orlando (as opposed to generic Bad Ass), make … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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My schedule’s all messed up now.

Posted on April 9, 2004 by Solonor

I forgot that the kids have off from school today, so I didn’t have to get up at 5:30, and I didn’t have to use the “Get Pepperkat Out of Bed” routine: Knock (gently) on her door. “Time to get … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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She’s just so… average…

Posted on April 9, 2004 by Solonor

I hate reality shows. Hate them. Hate them. Hate them. But if Erin gets her Average Jane show on NBC, I’ll at least be able to say, “Hey! I’ve read her blog. Now where’s the fricking remote?” Continue reading →

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Busy, Busy, Busy

Posted on April 5, 2004 by Solonor

I’m posting a whole buttload of crap, because I don’t think I’ll have much time to post anything the rest of the week. It’s Holy Week, don’tcha know. Being the choir angels we are *cough*, we’re busy, busy, busy. Yesterday … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Reservations in Hell

Posted on April 5, 2004 by Solonor

For religious people, we’re so going to Hell… (driving to church Sunday morning) MRS: What a beautiful day! SOLONOR: Yes, it is. (driving past a man watering his lawn) MRS: *snicker* Did you see the way he was holding the … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Joogling

Posted on April 5, 2004 by Solonor

Why anyone would go to Google to find out facts about being a Jew is beyond me. Everyone who’s anyone knows that the best place for looking up stuff (including the definition of the word Jew) is Wikipedia–the free, open-source … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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I got the DST blues (da na na na)

Posted on April 4, 2004 by Solonor

Busy Mom hits the nail on the head with You know it’s Daylight Savings Time when…” “Everyone is 45 minutes late for church.” and “You realize that you have, yet again, forgotten how to change the clock in the car … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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I Got No Kick Against Modern Jazz

Posted on April 3, 2004 by Solonor

Whiny is looking into getting a music scholarship for college. His music teacher pulled him aside last week and suggested it. He’s in steel drum band at school, and we got him started playing in the bell choir at church. … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Big River

Posted on April 2, 2004 by Solonor

She loves you, Big River, more than me… Another assault on your eardrums. This one’s a Johnny Cash tune with Mr. Showoff pretending he can play lead guitar (where’s Walter when you need him?). Thanks for listening, if you do. … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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There’s Nothing Like Sharing A Bad Ass With Friends

Posted on March 31, 2004 by Solonor

or… “The Adventures of the Mighty Geek, the Half-Elven Solonor, the Bitter Kat, the Whiny the Elder and the Nicknameless Lady (Who Would Have Her Own Blog If Only She Didn’t Hate To Write So Much)” Once again, dear reader(s), … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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