Author Archives: Solonor

Christmas Again? Didn’t we just take the tree down?

Posted on December 5, 2003 by Solonor

I was checking out my Referrer List the other day to see if there was someone new knocking on the door when I noticed a hit from Chey’s place. “Cool,” says I. “A visit from my favorite red-headed, hula hoopin’ … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 10 Comments

Maybe A Herd Of Dollar Signs?

Posted on December 5, 2003 by Solonor

‘Trampled’ Wal-Mart Shopper Has History Of Injury Claims And people wonder why we’re all skeptics… [ via rowdigirl ] Continue reading →

Posted in Wouldya Lookit That! | 3 Comments

Ya gotta take one for the team!

Posted on December 5, 2003 by Solonor

By now you’ve probably heard of the pay-per-view alternative to this year’s Super Bowl halftime show, The Lingerie Bowl. In case you haven’t, 4 words: underwear, models, tackle, football. (Hey, it beats the stupid Bud Bowl… except for that whole … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Strangeness | 1 Comment

Felgercarb!

Posted on December 4, 2003 by Solonor

I admit it. I was a fan of the original Battlestar Galactica, at least for the first season. Sure, it wasn’t the greatest show ever made, but the “rag tag fugitive fleet” searching for the lost tribe on a shining … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Blogcritics, Rants 'n' Whines | 7 Comments

Nothing spells “hard rock” more than Ron Wood in a fuchsia outfit.

Posted on December 4, 2003 by Solonor

Twenty-Five albums that should NOT have been recorded Read it for the hilarious commentary, and be sure to follow the Gygax link on Number 19. Fortunately for my aural senses, I’ve not heard many of the tracks on these classic … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Blogcritics, Wouldya Lookit That! | 7 Comments

November Referrer Madness

Posted on December 3, 2003 by Solonor

I’ve been doing this monthly list of The Top 20 Sites From Which Nice People Came To Look At The Monkey In The Window™ for almost a year. But who the heck are these people? Why do they link to … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Referrer Madness | 14 Comments

Carnival of the Vanities #63

Posted on December 3, 2003 by Solonor

Time for another CoTV! Check it out at Begging to Differ. Continue reading →

Posted in Yo! Listen Up! | 2 Comments

Elf Booty Got Soul

Posted on December 2, 2003 by Solonor

It all started when one of our Tolkien Baseball team owners e-mailed me a link to this video of Gollum rapping. I wanted to see if I could find the lyrics, so I typed “Gollum rap lyrics” into the trusty … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Strangeness | 1 Comment

The Island of Misfit Something Or Others

Posted on December 2, 2003 by Solonor

HHHS – Santa’s Back! I warned you it was coming. But nobody listen to poor Zathras… WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR BUSY BABY! You can get there all Xmas season by clicking on the picture of the elf at the top … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Yo! Listen Up! | 3 Comments

Dave Barry is sooo 2002…

Posted on December 2, 2003 by Solonor

Thanks to a little arm-twisting from a Stupid Evil Bastard, the power-that-be at Wizbang! (hi, Kevin!) have added your humble half-elf and his pickled paramour to the list of nominees as “Best Humor Blog” in their 2003 Weblog Awards. As … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Wouldya Lookit That! | 3 Comments