Monday, July 20th , 2048
It’s always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he’s got. Ugak *the Masher, the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai 23-year-old second baseman, put himself in the spotlight last week making him the clear-cut choice for Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors.
He ripped 10 hits in 16 at-bats, compiling a .625 average with 2 home runs and 6 RBIs.
This season *the Masher is batting .414 with 34 home runs. His totals include 82 RBIs and 92 runs scored.