Category Archives: Rivendell Royals

It’s Official: Rivendell Clinches Playoff Spot

Posted on August 17, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, September 24th , 2052 It still remains to be finalized whether or not it will be a division title or a wild card berth, but the Rivendell Royals today officially captured a playoff spot. “One goal down, several more … Continue reading →

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Player of the Week: Rivendell’s Zooty

Posted on August 10, 2026 by commish

Monday, September 16th , 2052 Rivendell fans have something to crow about today as Rivendell left fielder Odessa Zooty nabbed the Shire Conference Player of the Week Award for her performance over the last seven days. “I know there are … Continue reading →

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Royals and Argyll Come to Terms

Posted on August 10, 2026 by commish

Friday, September 13th , 2052 Giacomino Argyll inked a deal that will keep the seasoned veteran on the Royals roster another 3 years. Earlier today team personnel announced that the 37-year-old had settled on a $6,500,000-a-year deal to play at … Continue reading →

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Hileman Picks Up Best SC Batter Honors for July

Posted on July 20, 2026 by commish

Thursday, August 1st , 2052 Rivendell Royals fans believe they’ve got a talented young star in Bahumanya Hileman. He did nothing to dissuade that notion in July, as he hit .410 with 6 home runs, 17 RBIs and 22 runs … Continue reading →

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SC Honors Rivendell Catcher

Posted on June 1, 2026 by commish

Monday, May 6th , 2052 His hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Malgath Elriden was rewarded with the Shire Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Rivendell Royals catcher hit .643 while collecting … Continue reading →

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Star LF Zooty Settles on Rivendell

Posted on May 11, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, March 20th , 2052 The Royals and Odessa Zooty reached an accord earlier today which brings the left fielder to town for 1 year. Zooty will pocket $12,000,000 total and is widely expected to contribute significantly to the club’s … Continue reading →

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Rivendell’s Humanslurper Injured, Out of Lineup

Posted on May 7, 2026 by commish

Sunday, March 17th , 2052 The Rivendell Royals were informed today by team doctors that left fielder Dablag Humanslurper sustained elbow tendinitis in a recent game against the Bree Cheese and will not play for 2-3 months. Humanslurper was hurt … Continue reading →

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Rivendell’s *Inglorion to Miss 2-3 Months

Posted on April 30, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, February 27th , 2052 Gildor *Inglorion of the Rivendell Royals was injured in today’s game against Minas Ithil and had to be helped off the field by the trainers. The initial diagnosis is rotator cuff inflammation, and he is … Continue reading →

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Rivendell, Xanth Close Deal

Posted on April 27, 2026 by commish

Monday, February 19th , 2052 The Royals and Centaurs have been engaged in a little wheeling and dealing. They have just concluded a trade with 22-year old RHP Bofur Savino, 29-year old RHP Jaisnava Mironescu, 21-year old minor league RHP … Continue reading →

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Cormyth and Weaselfang Dealt

Posted on April 27, 2026 by commish

Monday, February 19th , 2052 Done deal! The Rivendell Royals have agreed to send 20-year old minor league RHP Ken Gabello, 24-year old RHP Rhaac’var Cormyth, and $39,000,000 in cash to the Moria Miners for 32-year old 3B Thratrub Weaselfang. … Continue reading →

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