Category Archives: Bywater Bounders

RP Brockhouse Makes $2,400,000 Yearly in New Bywater Pact

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

hursday, January 16th , 2053 Bounders officials presented Kate Brockhouse to members of the local print media today as their new reliever. The deal, worth $4,800,000, guarantees the 29-year-old a home in Bywater for 2 years. It should improve the … Continue reading →

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LF Zooty Excited to Play for Bywater

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

Thursday, January 16th , 2053 The Bywater front office announced the signing of Odessa Zooty today as the team’s new left fielder. The 31-year-old came to terms with the Bounders and will be hauling in $10,000,000 a year over 5 … Continue reading →

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CF Fleam Takes Bywater’s 5-Year Offer

Posted on September 24, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 31st , 2052 Ending months of speculation, the Bywater Bounders finalized a deal with Hugo Fleam earlier today, making the center fielder a very happy man. He’ll be making an estimated $12,600,000 a year for 5 years. In … Continue reading →

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Bywater Trades Throatprodder to Misty Mountain for Greenwald

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 16th , 2052 The Bywater Bounders addressed a concern today, coming to terms with the Misty Mountain Hops on a trade that will send 36-year old LHP Lanlla Iseogrin and 24-year old LHP Throglum Throatprodder from the Bounders … Continue reading →

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Puttifoot Calls It: ‘Apple Pip’ Hangs Up No. 40 After 23 Seasons

Posted on September 17, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 3rd , 2052 BYWATER —Ferdinand “Apple Pip” Puttifoot, the switch-hitting infielder who arrived in 2030 as a strikeout-prone rookie on a 73-89 club and left as the most productive hitter Tolkien Baseball has ever seen, announced his retirement … Continue reading →

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Bywater Silences Mirkwood, 3-0

Posted on July 9, 2026 by commish

Friday, July 12th , 2052 Bywater Bounders starter Gonus Guttrisson really did a number on the Mirkwood Sylvan, shutting them out, 3-0, on 1 hit in a complete game victory. He issued no walks and had 8 strikeouts. “We didn’t … Continue reading →

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Shire Conference All-Star Fan Voting Final Results

Posted on July 2, 2026 by commish

Sunday, July 7th , 2052 Included below are the final voting results for the Shire Conference All-Stars. The top vote getter at each position, as well as the top 3 starters and relievers, will be included on the final roster … Continue reading →

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Shire Conference All-Star Fan Voting Update

Posted on June 29, 2026 by commish

Sunday, June 30th , 2052 Below are the current standings for the Shire Conference All-Star Fan voting (as of Sun. Jun. 30th , 2052) for the All-Star Game, which will be played on Tue. Jul. 9th , 2052. The top … Continue reading →

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Bounders Breeden to Miss Year

Posted on June 29, 2026 by commish

Friday, June 28th , 2052 A blow for Kusalin Breeden today — team doctors confirmed he will miss 5 months with bone chips in his elbow. Breeden suffered the injury throwing a pitch. Although officials from the Bywater Bounders are … Continue reading →

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Shire Conference All-Star Fan Voting Update

Posted on June 15, 2026 by commish

Sunday, June 2nd , 2052 Below are the current standings for the Shire Conference All-Star Fan voting (as of Sun. Jun. 2nd , 2052) for the All-Star Game, which will be played on Tue. Jul. 9th , 2052. The top … Continue reading →

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