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SP Dratsnuk Demoneater Settles on Dagorlad

Posted on April 16, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, January 17th , 2052 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Dratsnuk Demoneater and Dagorlad became a reality, with the star opting for a $28,800,000 deal over 3 years. In his career, Demoneater has … Continue reading →

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Aberto, Minas Ithil Finalize $78,600,000 Contract

Posted on April 16, 2026 by commish

Aberto, Minas Ithil Finalize $78,600,000 Contract Tuesday, January 16th , 2052 Minas Ithil announced the signing of starting pitcher Florípes Aberto earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position. Aberto will earn … Continue reading →

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Gnollgobber Goes with Mirkwood’s $83,000,000 Offer

Posted on April 16, 2026 by commish

Sunday, January 14th , 2052 Word of a huge deal between Gugnar Gnollgobber and Mirkwood broke on BNN only minutes before it was officially announced. The second baseman will join the Sylvan for an estimated $16,600,000 per year over 5 … Continue reading →

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Bounders Pay $20,514,285 Per Season for SP Guttrisson

Posted on April 13, 2026 by commish

Saturday, January 6th , 2052 A wave of jubilation swept over Bywater today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Gonus Guttrisson. Despite the fact that the Bywater Bounders will have to pay out $143,600,000 over 7 years, … Continue reading →

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LF Miller Lands with the Miners

Posted on April 13, 2026 by commish

Thursday, January 4th , 2052 Talk of a deal between Moria and Orgulas Miller came together today as the two sides inked a deal worth $67,600,000 over 5 years. Miller is highly regarded around Tolkien Baseball for his talents and … Continue reading →

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Isengard Wins Lottery for SP Underhill

Posted on April 13, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, January 2nd , 2052 Isengard Raiders fans welcomed Till Underhill into the fold, as the veteran announced he’d reached an agreement with Isengard brass. Some were critical of the move, insisting that you shouldn’t invest $91,300,000 in a 42-year-old … Continue reading →

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Boffin Reaches Agreement with Erebor

Posted on April 9, 2026 by commish

Sunday, December 31st , 2051 Word of a huge deal between Carly Boffin and Erebor broke on BNN only minutes before it was officially announced. The center fielder will join the Eagles for an estimated $11,740,000 per year over 5 … Continue reading →

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3B Alaenree Signs New Deal with Uruk-hai

Posted on April 9, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 26th , 2051 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Eldratha Alaenree and Dead Marshes became a reality, with the star opting for a $135,800,000 deal over 7 years. In his career, Alaenree … Continue reading →

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Meriken Signs $95,200,000 Pact with Bree

Posted on April 6, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 25th , 2051 Bree came to terms with veteran third baseman Camillo Meriken today, locking up the 34-year-old to a $95,200,000, 4-year deal. Meriken has played in 1511 games and is hitting .291 lifetime with 1061 RBIs, 1656 … Continue reading →

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C Vale Settles on Devils Proposal

Posted on April 6, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 25th , 2051 Feedback was positive in Dunharrow today as the club announced an agreement with catcher Rapu Vale, one of the league’s marquee players. In his career, Vale is batting .295 with 1424 hits, 262 home runs, … Continue reading →

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