Thursday, January 12th , 2051
Merry Fellows officials presented Sam Nightstalker to members of the local print media today as their new starting pitcher.
The deal, worth $34,800,000, guarantees the 33-year-old a home in Old Forest for 5 years. It should improve the ballclub, assuming he plays to his potential.
The 33-year-old Nightstalker has sat down 2071 batters on strikes, walked 740 and put up a 3.97 ERA. His career won-lost record is 105-121.