Friday, November 17th , 2051
The Minas Morgul Slayers have a rising superstar or maybe even a budding Hall-of-Famer in the making. It’s Vaervenshalice Thornravenys, this year’s Mordor Conference Gandalf Pitcher Award selection. This blossoming hurler wowed fans, peers and sportswriters with a fabulous performance.
Thornravenys compiled a 20-5 record in 32 starts, tallied 120 strikeouts in 198 innings and recorded a 1.77 ERA. Other clubs managed only a .209 batting average against her.
Snuknogh Bugsmasher of the Minas Morgul Slayers finished second in voting, while Perian Aispro of the Lothlorien Lumberjacks finished third.