Wednesday, February 10th , 2049
Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 40-year-old second baseman Bofur Ogrestomper committed to a $35,600,000, 2-year deal with the Lake Town organization.
Some openly worry that despite his talent, Ogrestomper is too old to get it done anymore and that his value to the club will sharply diminish before the 2-year agreement has run its course.
Lifetime Ogrestomper is batting .287 and has totaled 42 home runs.