Category Archives: Rants ‘n’ Whines

Where’s Joe Camel when you need him?

Posted on May 4, 2004 by Solonor

Flavored Asian Cigarettes are Extra Harmful Mmmmm… *cough*… cherry… *hack*… Continue reading →

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And now a word from our sponsor…

Posted on April 29, 2004 by Solonor

I have a new entry in the “Most Disgusting Thing I’ve Ever Eaten” hit parade: Dried Seaweed Canned Dog Food Atkins Crunchers Someone handed me an open bag of these foul chips after lunch. They tell me (after laughing at … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Mourning Edition

Posted on April 29, 2004 by Solonor

Yeah, yeah, I read your fricking, answer-avoiding little chat room transcript about how taking Bob Edwards away from my morning commute is just the greatest thing to happen to “Morning Edition” and we should all just deal. Bite me. It’s … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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I’ll take a bit more Imaginary TV, thanks.

Posted on April 28, 2004 by Solonor

Until now, Fox had the most offensive reality show premise yet. But it’s ABC’s turn to wear the back end of the ass costume! Not satisified with losing the battle for the hearts and minds of the moron demographic, ABC … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Radio Free Hackistan

Posted on April 14, 2004 by Solonor

My brother was having a problem using MSN Radio Plus on his laptop. Here’s the reply he got from their support team: From: MSN Entertainment Premium Radio Support Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 7:40 PM Subject: RE:Premium: I have a … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Little Pink Houses

Posted on March 19, 2004 by Solonor

I just finished reorganizing my blog using the default MovableType templates. Now, all the tags are “standard” and it should make updating the thing easier and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, frickedty blah. I hate it. Continue reading →

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Mission Accomplished, Assholes

Posted on March 11, 2004 by Solonor

If you ignorant terrorist bastards thought that by murdering a whole bunch of innocent people you’d get the populace to rise up, you were right. I cannot even remotely understand the mentality of a terrorist. I understand the passion for … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Put that out!

Posted on March 9, 2004 by Solonor

R-Rating Sought in Some Smoking Films Two words: oy and vey. Continue reading →

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A pinch of irony?

Posted on March 3, 2004 by Solonor

Try a pinch of stupidy. UrbanOutfitters: Voting is for Old People Tee Tell that to my son who’s pissed because he doesn’t turn 18 until 8 days after the election. Like I always say, if you don’t vote you have … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Artifacts and/or Relics

Posted on March 2, 2004 by Solonor

In my little mini-rant about the commercialism of The Passion of the Christ, I was only partly sure that Mel had participated in the icky passtime of the selling of Jesus. I mean, he probably legitimately made the movie to … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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