Category Archives: Strangeness

Don’t walk away, Renee

At least while you’re wearing those shoes… Continue reading

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L0rd 0f teh Ringz0rz

Is it a coincidence that immediately after Bill makes reference to an old translation of the Fellowship of the Ring into leet, we get: LOTR:The Two Towers – In leet? I think not. Continue reading

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OMG! Frodo r PWNED!

I know this is a little old, but seeing as how it’s the first thing my 10th favoritest Canadian has posted in months (and seeing as how I’ve never seen it, and it’s funny as h3ll), I thought I’d share. … Continue reading Continue reading

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She weighs the same as a duck!

By the way, we’re burning Natalie at the stake. Why? Because either she has the power to predict the future, and she has not used said power to make us all rich, or Deion Sanders stole her idea, and she … Continue reading Continue reading

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Lovey Wins!

Thanks to a comment by david on this post, I felt it was my duty to give Mrs. Howell a fair shot. Well, Natalie Schafer was not in the list of celebs. However, there’s also a spot where you can … Continue reading Continue reading

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It’s official: Biorhythms are stupid

I thought this CelebMatch would be a scientific way to settle the old “Ginger or Mary Ann?” debate (at least on a personal basis). My results: Ginger 76, Mary Ann 65 But… but… Noooooo! Oh well, at least I got … Continue reading Continue reading

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Time for another pointless ramble, kids!

WARNING: The following post may cause dizziness, shortness of breath and an unnatural urge to sing the “I Dream of Jeannie” theme song all day long. (Not really. I just wanted to get that song stuck in your head.) Here’s … Continue reading Continue reading

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Lame Joke Friday

It’s Friday, and you know what that means… well? Don’t you? Fine! You don’t wanna tell me what it means, then we’ll just sit around telling bad jokes all day. That’ll learn ya! Two antennas meet on a roof, fall … Continue reading Continue reading

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Many miles away, something crawls from the slime of a dark Scottish lake…

Oh. My. God. While I’m being reviewed by the guy that came up with the term “synchronicity,” on the day that I warp an Elizabeth Barrett Browning poem into an ode to spammers, comes this piece of comment spam (with … Continue reading Continue reading

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Lemon Flavored Toilet Paper

I am nothing if not a slave to my readers. You say, “Jump!” I say, “Bite me!” (and jump off the nearest cliff). Thus, the following entry is made at the request of my good (if slightly insane) friend, Karan. … Continue reading Continue reading

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