Category Archives: Strangeness

You know it’s gonna be one of those days when…

…you’re mowing the lawn, and you find a discarded CD-R with no label, and it turns out to be a “Kidz 4 Jesus” album… What happened to good, old-fashioned beer bottles? Continue reading

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It’s all my fault. Sorry.

Not to make light of the situation (‘cuz you know I’d never do that), but I am now taking bribes to prevent hurricanes from coming your way. I was scheduled to go to a convention in New Orleans in October. … Continue reading Continue reading

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Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious.

Gosh, I love McSweeney! And now, via ***Dave, comes Klingon Fairy Tales. You know, like: “Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears” “Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the … Continue reading Continue reading

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May The Sauce be with you

[ insert obligatory “I know everyone else has seen this already” note here ] Les mentioned the Onion article Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory, and he said that ***Dave wondered if we’d see it reported as real … Continue reading Continue reading

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hit the navajo button guys

I’m rolling on the floor… excuse me… I mean ROTFL… at If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game. Good thing I watch the History Channel, though… [ via Sgt. Grump ] Continue reading

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All your Vin Diesel are belong to us.

Looks like I don’t need Natalie anymore. My minimum daily requirement for sheer nonsense will now be met by… Random Vin Diesel Facts The contents of Vin Diesel’s bellybutton include six Pogs, a 1987 Buick Skylark, and a Baldwin. Which … Continue reading Continue reading

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Star Waaaaaars… nothing but Star Waaars…

Gah! Now I can’t get this stupid thing out of my head! Bill Murray Star Wars Theme.mp3 (right-click and save… I’ll probably take it down before it gets Google’d to death) Continue reading

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You bet your sweet Biffi

Not being a follower of all things Catholic, I missed out on Cardinal Biffi’s proclamation that the antichrist is walking among us. Among other things, Biffi said that he is a vegetarian who preaches the virtues of “pacifism, environmentalism and … Continue reading Continue reading

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Late posting tonight

But it’s never too late for… Continue reading

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Just so you know…

Brian has crabs! (What does it say about me that I neglect posting for days, but can’t resist taking a cheap shot when it comes skittering by?) Continue reading

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