Category Archives: Strangeness

One More

Posted on February 21, 2003 by Solonor

What’s this: Clop-clop! Clop-clop! Clop-clop! BANG! Clop-clop! Clop-clop! An Amish drive-by. [ Because who could resist a sulking Baron of the Blogosphere? ] Continue reading →

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I Know How You Emulate Me

Posted on February 20, 2003 by Solonor

So, I knew you’d want to have a headache just like mine. This ought to get you started: Continue reading →

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We Need More Pie, Cap’n!

Posted on February 12, 2003 by Solonor

In spite of our raising the Dave Barry Threat Level to Code Orange, the little monster is still climbing up the backs of poor, hard-working bloggers. Sure, Gretchen got a couple more links with her boobie and pie fest, but … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Requiem

Posted on February 6, 2003 by Solonor

My little Branamuffin is all set to die now. Her tombstone is getting engraved. Music Director Su(zi)e has The Jam, Deep Purple, “Disco Inferno,” “Ashes to Ashes” and (of course) “Spirit in the Sky” ready. And I have just stolen … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Name That Loon

Posted on February 5, 2003 by Solonor

Argh! Hoist upon me own petard! Mr. Peace was honored or confuzzled (maybe both) at my naming him The Busby Berkely of the Internet. But I didn’t think he’d retailiate with the Random Ravings: The Find a Name for Solonor … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Arrrgh! I Can’t Keep This Up!

Posted on February 3, 2003 by Solonor

Annessa doesn’t fight fair! She triple-timed me. Sadly, I must leave this battle, as I have work to do. So, I will leave you with a final salvo until tonight. Continue reading →

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Batten Down the Hatches!

Posted on February 3, 2003 by Solonor

Arr, mateys! Another salvo has been fired in the Parrot Joke War! We must retaliate. Continue reading →

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Parrot Joke War!

Posted on February 3, 2003 by Solonor

Annessa counters with her own parrot joke, and so I must retaliate. Continue reading →

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Now For Something Completely Different

Posted on February 3, 2003 by Solonor

To bring us back to where we ought to be here: a rolled-around-the-Internet-via-email dead parrot joke! Yay! A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Thanks! I Needed That

Posted on February 2, 2003 by Solonor

Whenever I’m down, I can always count on my friends to try and pick me up. They usually don’t have a forklift available, but it’s the thought that counts. An Ode From Branophelia how do i love thee? let me … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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