Category Archives: Rants ‘n’ Whines

I Thought I Saw A Puddy Tat

Oh, Lord, I hardly have the energy… Lobby group slams ‘anti-Islamic propaganda’ of X-Men 2. Continue reading

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Ya Want Freedom Fries With That?

Holy crap, how did I miss Loyalty Day? Well, I guess I can be forgiven. El Presidente only announced it the day before it took effect. They gotta give us time to prepare for these things! There’s presents to buy … Continue reading Continue reading

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WMD? Um… Wait! What’s That Behind You!!

We are making great strides in finding those weapons of mass destruction that were supposed to be all over the place and ready to fire within 45 minutes of an attack. Just look at what we’ve found so far! [ … Continue reading Continue reading

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Fox In The Chicken Coop

Why is it that every move Tom Ridge makes sounds so incredibly dumb? The appointment of Nuala O’Connor Kelly to be the Department of Homeland Security’s privacy official may make political sense. She may even be the most qualified for … Continue reading Continue reading

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What A Load of Bull

“Isn’t one of the greatest things about going to the ballpark that you can sit next to someone you don’t agree about anything with and cheer for the same thing?” My sentiments exactly, Mr. Robbins. But, apparently the bonehead in … Continue reading Continue reading

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Only Criminals Need NAT

Firewalls set to become illegal in many American states – including Florida, naturally. Continue reading

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Neighborhood Bully

I almost spewed my coffee this morning… and it wasn’t from laughing. A small, rabid (as in drooling and insane), group of creeps has decided to protest the life of Mister Rogers. The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas, led … Continue reading Continue reading

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Too Late For Goodbyes

Blair: ‘Back me or I quit’ Sorry Parliament. Blair is right. No matter how stupid I might think the war with Iraq might be or how assinine our leadership, we would lose our last shred of credibility if we packed … Continue reading Continue reading

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Inevitable

Bush: Saddam has 48 hours to leave Iraq Here’s my prediction: Saddam leaves Iraq, claiming it is for the good of the Iraqi people. We still find some excuse to invade. Continue reading

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Napster, What Hast Thou Wrought?

PCWorld.com – Does File Trading Fund Terrorism? Is it a stretch to say that massive profits are being made from the multi-billion dollar peer-to-peer filesharing industry? Of course not. As Lamar Smith (R-Texas) says, “…selling illegally copied materials can be … Continue reading Continue reading

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