Crap. I forgot that I was going to ask you for something before you received the subliminal message to join my zombie army listened to the previous tune!
Um, while you still have your free will, can I ask you to whip up some prayers and/or secular good wishes for my baby brother? He is in a hospital in Philadelphia with a mystery illness. Thank ye.
You may now resume your unexplainable urge to worship me. Heh heh heh.
In this post-election season, it seems like you’re either with the haters, or you’re being hated upon. The way I see it, everyone needs a hug.
Well, a while back, I recorded a little musical hug for one of my dearest imaginary friends:
I Love You (the Barney Song).mp3
Right-click and save. Listen and enjoy. ‘Cuz if you turn it up loud enough, you won’t be able to hear them hate you anymore.
Plus, it’s truly true. I really do love you.
p.s. Um, sorry about your eardrums… and your speakers… and the dirty looks from your co-workers…
Hurrah for the open source browser! Firefox 1.0 is being released today. If you haven’t already switched to Firefox, what are you waiting for? Instructions from Karl Rove?
(Now that I got you all excited, though, their servers are getting pounded today, so you might want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.)
Take a peek inside the horror that will take our nation into the sewers of depravity, as the sanctity of marriage is violated in Steve Silberman: Our Traditional Non-Traditional Wedding.
What’s wrong with these people? Don’t they know “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” is just words on paper by some old dead guy?
[ via ***Dave ]
There were a couple of really good previews before the movie last night. I can’t wait for A Series of Unfortunate Events. The preview for Pooh’s Heffalump Movie made me a little misty for the days when the kids lived for Pooh and Sesame Street. And despite my reservations, the trailer for Star Wars Episode III grabbed me by the throat with the opening chords of the theme.
Hello. My name is Lester, and I’m a preview-a-holic. One of my favorite shows was Sneak Previews. If I show up “just in time” for the movie, but miss the previews, the movie is ruined.
I know I’m not the only one. Admit it. You like to see the exciting snippets of upcoming celluloid spectaculars. You want to see what cool new crap Hollywood is putting out there for you. (And, yes, you realize that the preview will be the best part of 99-percent of them.)
It’s ok. You’re among friends here.
Like just about everyone else in the known universe, we went to see The Incredibles last night. There may come a day when Pixar makes a bad movie, but that day looks to be far, far away. It was awesome in so many ways, I can’t even list them all.
Yea, verily, ’tis Hamlet – The Text Adventure
As much as you’d like to believe it, this chart that shows the average state IQ and whether they voted for Bush or Kerry is a hoax. It is just an updated version of the same chart from 2000 with Kerry’s name replacing Gore’s. Sorry to break it to you, but smart people voted for Bush, too. Damn his hypnotic smile!
Update: Ah, I see Deb was already on the case.
Running around talking like Stewie is cute for the first couple of hours…
From a comment left by jcwinnie on the previous post:
“Perhaps the most elegant solution is to join a country that exists only in one
