Who shot who in the what now?

I’ve always been a history junkie. Presidents and the Civil War (especially Gettysburg) have been my thing. I can recite the names of the 43 Presidents in order–forward or backward. I also love the etymology of words and the timelines of baseball and music.

Another thing I especially love are the stories of people who were famous but somehow aren’t anymore. There are tons and tons of stars from movies, radio and TV that our parents or grandparents would have thought everyone would always know. They’re like the previous generations’ Paris Hiltons and Carmen Electras. Pretty big deals now, but in 50 years…? Maybe not. Ever hear of Gale Storm? How about Theda Bara?

And then there are the inventors and scientists.

When they made their groundbreaking whatchamacallit, they were the hottest thing going. But either they didn’t market themselves properly (or sold the rights to a big company), or their miracle device was supplanted by something cooler.

For example, do you know who invented cellophane tape? How about WD-40? How about Pepsi (which has an extra “forgotten goodie” with the introduction of the first advertising jingle in 1940… apparently so popular that it was recorded into 55 languages)?

So, in a longwinded way, I’m telling you that I’m introducing a new feature around here. Every so often, I’m going to highlight one of these famous-but-forgotten celebrities in this here blog. Because everyone knows that the Internet is forever!

First up: Elija McCoy

Elijah McCoy (1844-1929) is a triple-whammy on the forgotten history scoreboard.

First, he is an African-American (Canadian by birth) inventor. There are precious few of those who get remembered–much less become pop culture icons in their own time. Not only that, but he launched his own company, too.

Second, he invented something that no one who ran a railroad could do without. In 1872, his first invention was an automatic lubricator for trains. With his device, trains could run faster and did not need to stop as often for maintenance.

Finally, his invention inspired a bunch of inferior copies to hit the market. So, when railroad engineers inspected their locomotives, they wanted to make sure it was equipped with “the real McCoy.” So, now you know where that phrase comes from, too!

Why do I suddenly feel like fricking Paul Harvey?

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I am the egg man!

I was talking to Whiny in the car the other day when he said, “I wish they’d play I Am the Walrus on the radio.”

“Wow,” I thought. “That’s wicked cool.”

But my joy turned to horror when he further revealed that he had just heard it on his friend’s iPod–for the first time ever!

Now, you need to understand that this is not just some old guy shaking his head and saying, “Kids these days… they don’t know nuthin’ (SPIT!).” This is me! The same me who is the biggest Beatle freak this side of Philip Norman! The same me that got this little snothead to sleep during his all-night colic fits by turning on Beatle albums and sitting on the floor in front of the speaker rocking him to I’m So Tired, Golden Slumbers and I’m Only Sleeping! Aieeeeee!

Maybe I should just calm down and be thankful that he even knows who the Beatles are…

Posted in Car Talk, Life, the Universe and Everything, Tunes | 4 Comments

Everything I know I learned from spaghetti westerns

Just finished watching the great western comedy My Name is Nobody. As I doubt that it will ruin the movie for you (either you’ve already seen it or you likely never will), I’ll share this moral lesson from the script.

There once was a little bird.

One winter, when it was very cold, a little bird ventured out from its nest. Being just a young thing, it fell straight to the ground (SPLAT!). Freezing and distressed, the little bird began to peep loudly.

Just then, a cow came along and took pity on the bird. So, it let loose a big old cow patty (KER-PLOP!) right on top of the bird.

The bird, now warm and toasty, still didn’t think much of its predicament. So, it began to peep even louder.

Unfortunately for the bird, a coyote happened to be in the neighborhood. The coyote heard the bird, reached into the cow patty and snatched it up. It wiped the dung off the bird and (GULP!) ate it in one bite.

The moral of the story?

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No, YOU’RE a doody head!

Personally, I don’t understand why organizers of Bush-Cheney campaign stops are limiting access to registered Republicans who swear an oath that they’ll vote for the pair in November. Um, isn’t it supposed to be a campaign stop? Who the hell are they going to convince to vote for them, if the only people who can see them are people who were already going to vote for them? I suppose they’re just trying to avoid putting the President of the United States in the position of calling hecklers “goons”…

Whatever.

But really… covering the ketchup bottles so they don’t say “Heinz”? How childish is that?

All Things Considered: Tickets to See Bush Rest on Loyalty

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Farewell Scotty

This is sad news. Apparently, James Doohan is suffering from Alzheimer’s and will be making his final public appearance at a Star Trek convention at the end of August.

[ via Metroblogging – Los Angeles ]

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Fanboy Squealing Time

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Not only is there a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Movie Blog, but there’s a teaser trailer!

[ via Jason ]

Posted in The Big Screen | 6 Comments

Wisest. Yeast-based life form. Ever.

You say you want to be humiliated while trying to get a clueless answer to a moral dilemma, but you don’t feel like calling Dr. Laura?

Ask Bread

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I even know where it is!

Right up until 5 minutes before I came into work, I thought today was Friday. Why isn’t it Friday? It’s Friday in New Zealand. Why don’t I live in New Zealand?

I’m a whining desk monkey, and I approve of this message.

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Halt! Who goes there? Friend or Fraud?

It seems like by now people would be able to spot fraudulent e-mails that attempt to get your passwords and other sensitive information by luring you into clicking on an embedded link. After about the 400th message telling you that your account with “Big Bank” will be cut off if you don’t give them confirmation of your account number and password, you ought to get suspicious–especially if you’ve never had an account at “Big Bank”!

Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Apparently, nearly a third of everyone who takes the MailFrontier Phishing IQ Test can’t spot the frauds. Can you?

I got all 10 correct, but it’s pretty easy if you assume that most companies sending you a request for information will not try the “your account will be canceled” tactic and that you should always be suspicious of hyperlinks.

[ via MonkeyFilter ]

Posted in Wouldya Lookit That! | 7 Comments

Advance and attack. Attack and destroy. Destroy and rejoice.

Woo hoo! It looks like the Daleks are back in the new Dr. Who TV series after all.

[ via ***Dave ]

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