They Finally Did It

Unbelievable. I forgot about the All-Star Game. Totally.

I did not watch the Home Run Derby. I don’t even know who’s playing. Though, I heard something about a lame scheme to make the game “count” by giving the winner home field advantage in the World Series.

Maybe it was the infuriating tie game last season (not the game itself, but Selig Monster’s calling it off). Maybe it was last year’s anti-climatic salary battle (the one where they kept telling us how lucky we were that they’d settled things at the last minute instead of before the season like the should have). Maybe it’s post-strike syndrome that’s finally caught up with me. Or maybe I’m having too much fun with imaginary baseball to care about the real thing. Either way, I forgot about something that was a tradition.

Dad never cared about the Home Run Derby, even though I got all excited about it for some reason. But the All-Star Game was father-son bonding time. We always watched it together. Even when he was umpiring softball and didn’t get home until the middle of it, I’d be there waiting for him. Last year was the first one without him, but I still made my date. I still settled in to watch on schedule. I still had all the same baseball conversations with him (if only in my head). I’m not a big sports fan, really. Other than baseball, I never watch any sports on TV. But if there is nothing else I miss about my Dad and father-in-law, it’s just sitting around with them and acting like I know all about baseball, football, hockey and basketball, yelling at the TV and arguing about stats.

I can’t believe that Major League Baseball has finally made me forget all that.

[Grooving to: Cold Shot by Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble]
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He’s Not Dead. He’s Merely Stunned.

Yes, yes, we all know the Walter is dead rumor. (I was the walrus, however.) But the rumor is not true. He’s just old, like the rest of us.

Happy Birthday, Walter!

[Grooving to: Shakin’ All Over by Revolver]
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Guess we shouldn’t have joked about the Pope…

We got another call from Pepperkat today.

First, she asked if she was allergic to bee stings. Her mother said if she was still breathing, then probably not.

Then, she told us that the ATM machine outside the Vatican ate her credit card. “I have 15 Euros to last the rest of the trip!”

Well, they’re going to see if they can get it back from the bank tomorrow. Otherwise, we’ll have to see about replacing it and getting them to deliver one to whatever hotel she’s staying at. Either that or wire her money. *sigh*

Hey, but she didn’t break anything climbing Vesuvius!

[Grooving to: Poprocks & Coke by Green Day]
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Where in the World is Pepperkat?

Got a call from my wayward daughter Saturday. Asking for money, of course.

She was in Naples. We got her a VISA Buxx card (one of those ones you can preload with cash), but apparently she was having a hard time finding places that would take it. And since the whole reason for the card was to avoid carrying wads o’ cash, she was running low. It’s all good now, and it gave us a chance to hear how she’s doing.

She was excited because they visited Pompeii (something she’s wanted to do since she was little) and climbed Mt. Vesuvius (“I fell, but I didn’t break anything!”). Meanwhile, her mother’s reminding me that it seemed like just yesterday we put her on the bus for kindergarten, hearing her yell out, “Doctor! My brain hurts!”… yeah, she’s our kid.

Yesterday, she was scheduled to be in Rome and today to visit the Vatican.

God, I hope she doesn’t moon the Pope or something.

[Grooving to: Every Breath You Take by Police]
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Methuselah ain’t got nothin’ on him!

I’m sorry, but one of the first things I should have posted upon my return from the land beyond the Blogs should have been a hearty HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY to one of my OLDEST friends in the entire world. You know him. You love him. Give him a big birthday greeting. Ladies and gentlemen, the owner of my tagboard: Ric the Schmuck!

Happy birthday, Bruce.

[Grooving to: Psycho Therapy by Ramones]
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Happy Blogiversary, Lisa!

Unix Gal turns one year old today. Can you believe it? She hardly looks a day over six months!

She was one of the first people ever to link to this little old blog, and I haven’t gotten on her nerves enough to drive her to delink. Must try harder. I’m sure that meeting her in person in just a couple of weeks will be a big help. Mwahahaha.

Congrats to one of the sweetest souls in the blogonetispherazoid.

UPDATE: Unix Gal ain’t Unix Gal no more. Check out the new, improved Unix Gal at Glimpse of a Grrl.

[Grooving to: Big River by Johnny Cash]
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Hola compadres!

For all three of you that give a rat’s ass, I’m back from Tejas. I’ve spent all morning trying to get caught up on the comings and goings in the Blogiversanetisphere. But I would have to spend the rest of the day and late into the night to catch up (even with an RSS newsreader). It ain’t happenin’. Hey! I gotta play GURPS tonight! So, if anyone’s got anything important to tell me, I encourage them to e-mail me or leave a comment here. Thanks!

[Grooving to: Nice Guys Finish Last by Green Day]
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Still Here

Got a shaky dial-up connection in the hotel and the ability to sneak out a quick post here in the office. I’m still in Texas. Hope you’re all having fun.

While you’re waiting breathlessly for me to return *cough*, go read the latest Carnival of the Vanities.

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I’m off, too!

Well, since I must be at the airport at 5:30am tomorrow, I suppose I should go to bed. Blogging and e-mail will be light (or nonexistent) from this corner for the week while I’m in Texas. Hope y’all have a good one. Don’t tear up the place while I’m gone.

[Grooving to: Bullet the Blue Sky by U2]
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Blogathon 2003

’tis the month for the Blogathon, people. On July 26, bloggers will be at it for 24 hours straight. When it’s all over, they will have collected wads o’ cash for a myriad of charities. I was a clueless newbie last year, so I missed it. This year I’ll be a clueless newbie at Gnomedex. But that won’t stop me from becoming a sponsor, and you ought to, too.

Here are the bloggers and charities to which I’ve donated some piddly amount, so you can get an idea of who is blogging for whom:

***Dave Does the BlogComic Book Legal Defense Fund
A Small VictoryMagen David Adom (also getting support from Amish Tech Support and Yourish.com)
Anything But OrdinaryALS Association
Blissfully BitterGlobal Fund for Women
The Passionate AilurophilePawSafe Animal Rescue
PhotojunkieAIDS Committee of Toronto
Rant-O-RamaDenver Dumb Friends League
Bottled VoicesVirginia Beach SPCA
OxymoronicPrecious Pugs Rescue and Adoption

Blogathon 2003

[Grooving to: Little Wing by Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble]
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