You’ve heard the warnings. You’ve seen the wanted poster. But how do you know the right level of terrah to feel?
Too much, and you’ll be selling all your stock in Bloogle early and miss the big pay out.
Too little, and you’ll have to beg Canadian geeks to listen to you… Oh. Wait. That’s just me. Um, well… it will be bad. Trust me.
Fortunately, the government of the blogosphere is watching out for you, so you don’t have to think. Unix Gal is up for the post of Director of Blogland Security (pending a vote of two-thirds of the Blog Senate). Once installed, her first act will be to explain the best way to color-coordinate your blog to the new warning system devised by the Princess.

Oh, and would it kill ya to blogroll me while you’re at it? Hmmm?