January 29, 2035 A wave of jubilation swept over Dead Marshes today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Aruden Fistslammer. Despite the fact that the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai will have to pay out $119,400,000 over 5 years, he will certainly draw fans to the park. Let’s just hope they don’t crank up […]
January 27, 2035 The Dol Guldur Dragons presented a battle-hardened Prorbag Brainthrottler to the local press corps today as their latest signing. The 34-year-old closer sealed a 3-year deal worth $12,600,000 mere hours before the formal introduction. During his career Brainthrottler has been credited with 308 saves, while compiling a 52-42 won-lost mark.
January 9, 2035 Isengard fans are justifiably excited today as the team unveiled their latest acquisition in Janice Ploughman. The 29-year-old is a big money player and will certainly have an immediate impact on the organization. Some estimates have her making $23,460,000 over 2 years, though media representatives haven’t been able to confirm the exact […]
January 9, 2035 Weathertop fans could barely contain their jubilation as Galugol Eliolas, considered one of the best at his position, opted to sign with the club. The deal, estimated at $137,000,000 over 5 years, is seen as a master stroke for the general manager’s office. In his career Eliolas has chalked up 176 wins […]
January 9, 2035 The Merry Fellows and Hahai Brainthrottler appeared before the Old Forest media today as the two sides emerged from marathon contract talks. Brainthrottler, a right fielder, is poised to make $36,360,000 over 2 years. In his 1966-game career Brainthrottler has tagged 2207 hits with 488 doubles, 39 triples and 407 home runs. […]