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MC’s Top Player, *Baggins of Ravenhill

Monday, September 11th, 2034 Forerunner *Baggins demonstrated his potential to be a star in the game last week and today he took home the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. The Ravenhill first baseman wreaked havoc on opposing pitchers last week, pounding them for a .538 average (14-for-26) with 4 home runs and 9 […]

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Moria First Baseman Nets SC Award

Monday, September 11th, 2034 After all of Nose Gladrier√†’s years in baseball, some have suggested — albeit very delicately — that he should think about calling it quits. But the “mature adult,” as he calls himself, showed last week that he’s still capable of keeping up with the youngsters. The 37-year-old Moria first baseman was […]

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Erebor Out of Time, Out of Playoffs

Sunday, September 10th, 2034 There will be no late-season playoff surge for the Erebor Eagles, who were officially eliminated from postseason contention today. This is the club’s 14th playoff miss in a row. They last appeared in the postseason in 2020. In total, the Eagles have missed the playoffs 26 times in their 31-year history.

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Playoff Bound: Bree Secures Wild Card

Friday, September 8th, 2034 It remains to be seen how the 2034 Bree Cheese will be remembered, but one thing is now assured – the team will have a chance to win their 2nd Return of the King Series. On the strength of their 97-44 record, the Cheese today officially punched their ticket for the […]