Friday, December 17th , 2049
Lake Town officials were grinning from ear to ear as they introduced their latest blockbuster signing to the media earlier today.
Meneaduc Liszt, one of the game’s marquee talents, opted for the Archers after receiving a 7-year, $158,600,000 offer.
A check of his lifetime stats shows Liszt has played in 785 games with a .278 batting average. Among his 734 hits are 86 home runs. He has also scored 350 runs and driven in 367 runs.