Tuesday, December 21st , 2049
The Moria Miners have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of shortstop Skolgob the Tearer to a 5-year, $125,000,000 contract.
Both the Tearer and the Miners are said to be very pleased to come to this agreement.
In 1223 games the Tearer has a career .255 batting average and a .311 on-base percentage. He has hit 269 home runs with 689 RBIs and 667 runs scored.