Royals-Wheat Kings Trade: Giantslurper for MacLauchlan

Monday, April 18th , 2050
Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Royals announced today the acquisition of 20-year old 1B Egidio MacLauchlan and 21-year old LHP Masgaba Handwalker from the Rhun Wheat Kings in exchange for 24-year old minor league LF Adelgrim Alder-friend, 22-year old minor league 1B Ghobulg Giantslurper, 23-year old minor league RHP Aldagrim Brownlock, and 22-year old minor league 3B Joël Yenores. “This isn’t the deal of the century,” acknowledged the Royals, “but we think it will improve the direction of both teams.”