Friday, November 17th , 2051
Dead Marshes’s Ugak *the Masher put the wraps on a fine campaign today by winning the 2051 Mordor Conference Sam Gamgee Batter.
The 26-year-old veteran scorched the opposition with a .384 average, picking up 214 hits, 46 doubles, 6 triples, 40 home runs and 124 RBIs, while scoring 125 runs.
Elluin *Engwyn of the Lothlorien Lumberjacks finished second in voting, while Xandra *Thornflower of the Minas Morgul Slayers finished third.