Tuesday, June 25th , 2052
Hozpog Knifecrawler entered the record books today as he collected win number 200 at Uruk-hai Field.
“Wow! This is a select group of pitchers. I am honored and thrilled to be in it,” Knifecrawler said after the game. “I never dreamed of winning this many games.”
In his historic outing he went 6.2 innings and gave up 1 run on 3 hits. Knifecrawler also had 4 strikeouts and 1 walk as his Numenor Kings topped the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai 9-1.
Knifecrawler has fashioned a 200-151 won-lost record in his career with a 3.60 ERA.