Tuesday, December 8th , 2048
Happy times in Old Forest as the Merry Fellows and star shortstop Skolgob the Tearer put the finishing touches on a $104,800,000 contract extension that will keep the 32-year-old in town 4 years longer.
The signing is great news for Old Forest because players of this caliber are hard to come by.
In his career, the Tearer has hit .255 with 1151 hits, 130 doubles, 10 triples and 269 home runs. His totals also include 689 RBIs and 667 runs scored.