Saturday, March 13th , 2049
Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 35-year-old starting pitcher Gorbaduc Bramble committed to a $9,300,000, 1-year deal with the Misty Mountain organization.
Some openly worry that despite his talent, Bramble is too old to get it done anymore and that his value to the club will sharply diminish before the 1-year agreement has run its course.
Bramble has a lifetime record of 140 wins and 139 losses and a 3.97 ERA.