Friday, May 21st , 2049
Fans hailed the signing of Uzmir Saldona today as the Minas Morgul Slayers reliever came to terms with the club.
Set to make $5,520,000 over the upcoming 2 years, Saldona signed primarily out of loyalty to the organization, thrilling the most diehard supporters who think there isn’t much loyalty in a market driven by free agency.
This year Saldona has collected no saves in 19 relief appearances. He has also compiled a 0-0 won-lost mark with a 0.64 ERA and fanned 32 batters in 28 innings. Opponents are hitting him at a .162 clip in 2049.