Monday, July 19th , 2049
The Mordor Conference has made it official — Ugak *the Masher is this week’s winner of the Player of the Week Award.
The Dead Marshes second baseman was sensational with a .538 batting average, 2 home runs and 3 RBIs. *the Masher also had 5 walks and posted a .667 on-base percentage.
*the Masher has a .402 average and a .501 on-base percentage for the year. He has picked up 129 hits, 26 home runs and driven in 72 runs.