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Bywater, Moria Make Trade

Posted on April 27, 2026 by commish

Monday, February 19th , 2052 It is being reported in Moria that the Miners and the Bywater Bounders have agreed on a trade. According to anonymous sources 23-year old minor league C Elradriel Elvaviel will be dealt to the Bounders … Continue reading →

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It’s Official: RP Beastmaster Signs with Uruk-hai

Posted on April 23, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, February 7th , 2052 The Dead Marshes front office announced the signing of Mentha Beastmaster today as the team’s new reliever. The 29-year-old came to terms with the Uruk-hai and will be hauling in $5,800,000 a year over 2 … Continue reading →

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Tunnelly, Ravenhill Iron out Deal

Posted on April 20, 2026 by commish

Saturday, January 27th , 2052 31-year-old shortstop Pandora Tunnelly has inked a deal with Ravenhill. Many baseball people question whether she is really worth $8,800,000 over 2 years. However, the team thinks that Tunnelly will be a solid contributor this … Continue reading →

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Blunt Goes with Carrock’s $160,000,000 Offer

Posted on April 20, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, January 24th , 2052 The Bears and Sudeep Blunt appeared before the Carrock media today as the two sides emerged from marathon contract talks. Blunt, a starting pitcher, is poised to make $160,000,000 over 4 years. In his career, … Continue reading →

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Belegost Sends Pichner to Erebor

Posted on April 20, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, January 24th , 2052 The Belegost Destroyers announced a deal with the Eagles today, sending 21-year old RF Gerda Pichner to Erebor for 36-year old 1B Pil-joong Corcorane and $4,920,000 in cash. It had been talked about for the … Continue reading →

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the Crusher Commits to 3-Year Deal with Rivendell Royals

Posted on April 20, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, January 23rd , 2052 When Por the Crusher arrived in Rivendell today to greet the media of his new home, nobody questioned the move despite his 36 years. the Crusher signed a $26,200,000-a-year deal that will run for 3 … Continue reading →

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Dunharrow Trades Black to Tatooine for Smither

Posted on April 20, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, January 23rd , 2052 28-year old RHP Amanda Black and $1,780,000 in cash will now be playing for the Tatooine Sandcrawlers and 23-year old minor league LF Jean-Philippe Smither and 23-year old minor league LHP Sugluk Bugsmasher will be … Continue reading →

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SP Dratsnuk Demoneater Settles on Dagorlad

Posted on April 16, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, January 17th , 2052 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Dratsnuk Demoneater and Dagorlad became a reality, with the star opting for a $28,800,000 deal over 3 years. In his career, Demoneater has … Continue reading →

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Aberto, Minas Ithil Finalize $78,600,000 Contract

Posted on April 16, 2026 by commish

Aberto, Minas Ithil Finalize $78,600,000 Contract Tuesday, January 16th , 2052 Minas Ithil announced the signing of starting pitcher Florípes Aberto earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position. Aberto will earn … Continue reading →

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Gnollgobber Goes with Mirkwood’s $83,000,000 Offer

Posted on April 16, 2026 by commish

Sunday, January 14th , 2052 Word of a huge deal between Gugnar Gnollgobber and Mirkwood broke on BNN only minutes before it was officially announced. The second baseman will join the Sylvan for an estimated $16,600,000 per year over 5 … Continue reading →

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