Category Archives: Lake Town Archers

Renar Thuvaradran Extends Stay with Lake Town

Posted on June 12, 2025 by commish

Thursday, August 11th , 2050 Happy times in Lake Town as the Archers and star shortstop Renar Thuvaradran put the finishing touches on a $160,000,000 contract extension that will keep the 29-year-old in town 7 years longer. The signing is … Continue reading →

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SC Premier Player Picked

Posted on May 29, 2025 by commish

Monday, July 25th , 2050 The votes have been tallied and the winner of the Shire Conference Player of the Week has been named. It was awarded earlier today to Tagan Colman for his great week at the plate. The … Continue reading →

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Fadrier Joins Greats in SGCBL Hall of Fame

Posted on May 29, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, July 20th , 2050 Today, one of the legendary kings of the hill received his due recognition. Gandogast Fadrier was enshrined into the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame. One of the most fearsome hurlers to ever take the mound, … Continue reading →

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Forgotten Heroes Inducted Into Hall

Posted on May 29, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, July 20th , 2050 A group of extraordinary players who, for one reason or another, failed to be elected into the Hall of Fame were given that honor by the Commissioner in a special ceremony today. The seven inductees … Continue reading →

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Ginyc Maker Gets Hit Number 2500

Posted on May 1, 2025 by commish

Saturday, May 28th , 2050 Today at The Water Park Lake Town got a 5-2 victory over Bywater, and Ginyc Maker got his 2500th career hit. The Archers right fielder recorded 1 hit in 4 at-bats to reach the coveted … Continue reading →

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Arwaun Signs $2,080,000 Contract with Archers

Posted on April 21, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, May 3rd , 2050 Taleisin Arwaun might be in the twilight of his career, but he is not going to leave the stage before the final act. Today the 36-year-old scribbled his signature on a $2,080,000-a-year deal with the … Continue reading →

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SC Star of the Week Announced

Posted on April 10, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 18th , 2050 The Shire Conference announced today that Meneaduc Liszt of the Lake Town Archers earned Player of the Week honors for his performance over the past seven days. Liszt hit .462 with 4 home runs, 10 … Continue reading →

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RP Buckland Signs on with Lake Town

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 30th , 2050 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Celain Buckland and Lake Town became a reality, with the star opting for a $18,000,000 deal over 2 years. Buckland owns a 44-54 … Continue reading →

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Veteran Maker Agrees to 3-Year Deal

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 3rd , 2050 A wave of jubilation swept over Lake Town today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Ginyc Maker. Despite the fact that the Lake Town Archers will have to pay out $78,000,000 over … Continue reading →

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3B Liszt Settles on Archers Proposal

Posted on December 23, 2024 by commish

Friday, December 17th , 2049 Lake Town officials were grinning from ear to ear as they introduced their latest blockbuster signing to the media earlier today. Meneaduc Liszt, one of the game’s marquee talents, opted for the Archers after receiving … Continue reading →

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