Category Archives: Lothlorien Lumberjacks

*Engwyn Pounds MC Pitchers This Week

Posted on June 19, 2025 by commish

Monday, August 29th , 2050 His hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Elluin *Engwyn was rewarded with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Lothlorien Lumberjacks second baseman hit .500 while … Continue reading →

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MC Player of the Week Goes to *Engwyn of Lothlorien

Posted on June 16, 2025 by commish

Monday, August 22nd , 2050 His hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Elluin *Engwyn was rewarded with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Lothlorien Lumberjacks second baseman hit .478 while … Continue reading →

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Lumberjacks Aispro Gone for Year

Posted on June 5, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, August 2nd , 2050 The season is apparently over for Perian Aispro. The Lothlorien Lumberjacks medical staff informed the club that the starting pitcher will be out at least 4 months with a partially torn labrum. Aispro was hurt … Continue reading →

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Royals-Lumberjacks Deal: Propwarrior for the Cow-catcher

Posted on May 22, 2025 by commish

Monday, July 4th , 2050 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Royals announced today the acquisition of 36-year old RHP Arweden the Cow-catcher from the Lothlorien Lumberjacks in exchange for 21-year old minor … Continue reading →

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MC Names Top Player of the Week

Posted on April 21, 2025 by commish

Monday, May 9th , 2050 Veteran Silus Duskmere had a great week at the plate for the Lumberjacks to capture the majority of votes for Player of the Week in the Mordor Conference. The 34-year-old Lothlorien first baseman built a … Continue reading →

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MC Starter of the Month Goes to Aispro

Posted on April 17, 2025 by commish

Sunday, May 1st , 2050 When Perian Aispro took the hill in April, he was in charge. The Lothlorien starter never let the Mordor Conference batters get a foothold against him. For his peerless performance, he came away with an … Continue reading →

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MC Player of the Week Chosen

Posted on April 10, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 18th , 2050 A battle-tested Silus Duskmere declared war on opposing pitchers last week, attacking the ball like the well-schooled veteran he is. Today the 34-year-old Lothlorien first baseman collected the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. … Continue reading →

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Irhaal Fithraldor Will Miss 4 Months

Posted on April 7, 2025 by commish

Friday, April 8th , 2050 A blow for Irhaal Fithraldor today — team doctors confirmed he will miss 4 months with torn ankle ligaments. Fithraldor suffered the injury making a defensive play. Although officials from the Lothlorien Lumberjacks are confident … Continue reading →

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SP Chiselhead Signs $135,600,000 Deal with Lothlorien

Posted on December 23, 2024 by commish

Monday, December 20th , 2049 The Lumberjacks today announced that they have come to terms with Kragg Chiselhead, a 29-year-old starting pitcher they’ve been scouting for a while. Chiselhead will earn $19,371,428 a year over 7 years and is expected … Continue reading →

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Lumberjacks Negotiate $3,040,000 Deal with Walik

Posted on December 23, 2024 by commish

Sunday, December 19th , 2049 There was a buzz in the air today as news broke of Lothlorien finalizing a deal with star reliever Lançarote Walik. The deal, worth an estimated $3,040,000 over 1 year, is being hailed by media … Continue reading →

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