Category Archives: Misty Mountain Hops

Kjørsvik Week’s Best Player

Posted on September 13, 2024 by commish

Monday, June 14th , 2049 A battle-tested Tiziano Kjørsvik declared war on opposing pitchers last week, attacking the ball like the well-schooled veteran he is. Today the 33-year-old Misty Mountain third baseman collected the Mordor Conference Player of the Week … Continue reading →

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Derrokicker, Misty Mountain Sign 3-Year Pact

Posted on August 20, 2024 by commish

Monday, May 10th , 2049 The Misty Mountain Hops have finished a deal with All Star-caliber closer Ogguk Derrokicker that will extend his stay in Misty Mountain at least 3 years and will pay out $36,300,000. Derrokicker has 10 relief … Continue reading →

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SP Bramble Signs New Pact with Misty Mountain

Posted on July 23, 2024 by commish

Saturday, March 13th , 2049 Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 35-year-old starting pitcher Gorbaduc Bramble committed to a $9,300,000, 1-year deal with the Misty Mountain organization. Some openly worry that despite his talent, Bramble is too old … Continue reading →

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Tiziano Kjørsvik Signs $109,800,000 Deal with Misty Mountain

Posted on July 2, 2024 by commish

Sunday, February 7th , 2049 Feedback was positive in Misty Mountain today as the club announced an agreement with third baseman Tiziano Kjørsvik, one of the league’s marquee players. Lifetime Kjørsvik has played in 1237 games, batted .292 with 234 … Continue reading →

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Hops Ink Deal with 1B Garceau

Posted on July 2, 2024 by commish

Thursday, February 4th , 2049 Team insiders were tight-lipped prior to today’s deal that brought 33-year-old first baseman Emilio Garceau to Misty Mountain. Garceau is considered one of the league’s A-list players and certainly will enhance any chances the Hops … Continue reading →

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Skipper Orebiter Sacked; Misty Mountain Starts Search

Posted on May 21, 2024 by commish

Saturday, November 21st , 2048 It was supposed to be just another day at the ballpark, but it didn’t turn out that way for Borg Orebiter. Orebiter found out he was being let go in a meeting with the Misty … Continue reading →

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Tibus Super — No-Hits Dead Marshes

Posted on March 22, 2024 by commish

Friday, July 31st , 2048 It was a terrific day for Voirin Tibus of the Misty Mountain Hops at Gap of Rohan Park today. The right-hander stood out with a fantastic 4-0 no-hitter against the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai. “I knew … Continue reading →

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MC Names Best Player

Posted on March 1, 2024 by commish

Monday, July 6th , 2048Misty Mountain Hops right fielder Cuugush McKeown rose above the controversy surrounding his soon-to-expire contract, thriving under pressure last week and copping the Player of the Week award in the Mordor Conference. McKeown put up a … Continue reading →

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McKeown Red-Hot, MC Player of the Week

Posted on February 27, 2024 by commish

Monday, June 29th , 2048Cuugush McKeown did nothing to hurt his value as an upcoming free agent last week, making contact with the ball at every opportunity and reeling in the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. The right … Continue reading →

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