Category Archives: Team News

LF Bingo Banks Signs Contract with Minas Tirith

Posted on April 3, 2025 by commish

Sunday, April 3rd , 2050 In what local scribes are hailing as a huge move for the team’s future, the Titans inked a $14,900,000 deal with left fielder Bingo Banks. Team officials expect Banks to fill an immediate void on … Continue reading →

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Injury Setback for Merry Fellows Soame

Posted on April 3, 2025 by commish

Saturday, April 2nd , 2050 Things have gotten worse for Filvendor Soame of the Old Forest Merry Fellows. The 26-year-old shortstop will not be back as soon as originally expected. Soame is undergoing treatment for a torn abdominal muscle, but … Continue reading →

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Year Ends for Jemima Perom in Isengard

Posted on April 3, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, March 30th , 2050 The season is finished for Jemima Perom of the Isengard Raiders. The club announced today that she will forego the rest of the year because of injury. The Raiders closer suffered a torn ulnar collateral … Continue reading →

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Olo Nightstalker Hurt, Will Miss Rest of Year

Posted on March 31, 2025 by commish

Sunday, March 27th , 2050 The season is finished for Olo Nightstalker of the Minas Tirith Titans. The club announced today that he will forego the rest of the year because of injury. The Titans starting pitcher suffered a damaged … Continue reading →

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Devils Lose Misagenes Foebinder

Posted on March 31, 2025 by commish

Thursday, March 24th , 2050 The injury bug struck Misagenes Foebinder of the Devils in today’s game against the Stars. The 30-year-old shortstop was hurt while throwing the ball and will miss 6 weeks with a strained hamstring.

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Dunharrow and Foebinder Extend Contract

Posted on March 31, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, March 23rd , 2050 The Dunharrow Devils have finished a deal with All Star-caliber shortstop Misagenes Foebinder that will extend his stay in Dunharrow at least 6 years and will pay out $172,400,000. For his career, Foebinder is hitting … Continue reading →

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Bears-Wyrms Deal: Rordumdorsson for Bugsmasher

Posted on March 31, 2025 by commish

Monday, March 21st , 2050 Carrock and Minas Ithil announced today in a joint press conference that 19-year old minor league RHP Tibur Rordumdorsson, 23-year old minor league LF Born Wisebattler, 22-year old minor league RHP Robdush Eyekiller, a 4th … Continue reading →

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Trade: Sultaasar for Cervandas

Posted on March 31, 2025 by commish

Monday, March 21st , 2050 In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Carrock Bears and the Grey Havens Stars have agreed to a deal that will have 20-year old minor league 1B Bichu Elmi, 20-year old … Continue reading →

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Done Deal! C the Crazy Bastard Signs with Darkwings

Posted on March 27, 2025 by commish

Thursday, March 17th , 2050 Ravenhill’s signing of Udhagh the Crazy Bastard was met with mixed reactions today as the 31-year-old catcher was introduced to the media. Some experts consider him overpaid at $2,000,000 a year for 1 year, while … Continue reading →

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RP Aelorothi Coming to Carrock

Posted on March 27, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, March 15th , 2050 Tusdar Aelorothi stepped before the podium this afternoon with Carrock officials flanking him on both sides as he doffed the Bears cap and announced he’d reached an agreement to play in Carrock for 4 years. … Continue reading →

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