Monday, August 17th , 2048
Ugak *the Masher demonstrated his potential to be a star in the game last week and today he took home the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award.
The Dead Marshes second baseman wreaked havoc on opposing pitchers last week, pounding them for a .429 average (9-for-21) with 4 home runs and 6 RBIs on his way to claiming the honor.
*the Masher has collected 158 hits for the Uruk-hai this year, 40 of them home runs. He has also netted 94 RBIs and scored 110 runs while batting .390.