Monday, September 14th , 2048
With some great hand-eye coordination and a sweet, compact swing, Moria Miners second baseman Drodgulg Manthrottler took the Shire Conference by storm this past week to take the latest Player of the Week honors.
“The ball was looking like a beach ball all week,” a happy Manthrottler said to BNN reporters. “When it’s that big, it doesn’t matter where they throw it — I can hit it anywhere.”
The 30-year-old second baseman hit .385 (10-for-26) last week with 2 home runs, 3 RBIs and 2 runs scored.
So far this season Manthrottler is hitting .236 with 37 home runs, 81 RBIs and 71 runs scored. He has 125 hits in 530 at-bats and a .285 OBP.