Monday, January 25th , 2049
In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Old Forest Merry Fellows and the Earthsea Dragons have agreed to a deal that will have 28-year old 2B Skudbagh the Horrible and 20-year old minor league LF Grugmub Em’ilde heading to Earthsea in exchange for 27-year old RHP Arsa Marie and 27-year old 2B Togo Yonkers. Provided they pass a physical, the players should be with their respective teams in time for tomorrow’s games.
Old Forest will retain a portion of the Horrible’s remaining contract.
In his career, the Horrible has compiled a .237 batting average and collected 479 hits, 106 home runs and 315 RBIs.