Thursday, March 4th , 2049
Lothlorien officials were grinning from ear to ear as they introduced their latest blockbuster signing to the media earlier today.
Hyun-jong bin Hudhayfah, one of the game’s marquee talents, opted for the Lumberjacks after receiving a 1-year, $4,360,000 offer.
In his career, bin Hudhayfah has accumulated a .263 batting average with 970 hits. His totals include 183 doubles, 18 triples, 189 home runs, 744 strikeouts, 574 runs scored, 578 RBIs and a lifetime .324 OBP.