Wednesday, April 7th , 2049
Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 35-year-old catcher Friagol the Fruity committed to a $10,909,090, 1-year deal with the Old Forest organization.
Some openly worry that despite his talent, the Fruity is too old to get it done anymore and that his value to the club will sharply diminish before the 1-year agreement has run its course.