Tuesday, April 20th , 2049
In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Bywater Bounders and the Moria Miners have agreed to a deal that will have 30-year old LHP Krishnapillai Knifejuggler, 22-year old minor league RHP Ulgha Heartwalker, and $5,000,000 in cash heading to Moria in exchange for 33-year old minor league RHP Culiathion Crystalembers. Provided they pass a physical, the players should be with their respective teams in time for tomorrow’s games.
Crystalembers has a career spanning 156 appearances. He has earned 13 saves and posted 160 strikeouts in 230.1 innings. His record is 8-11 and he has a 4.73 ERA.