Thursday, July 1st , 2049
For the month of June, Ugak *the Masher of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai has really worn out the sweet spot on his bat. He has assaulted, used and abused Mordor Conference pitchers to the tune of a .462 batting average and was honored as the hottest hitter of the month today.
*the Masher went 42 for 91 last month with 18 walks. The second baseman tallied 10 home runs, 24 RBIs, 18 runs scored and compiled a .565 on-base percentage.
This season *the Masher has 22 home runs and a .414 batting average.